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My friend, who we will call Eastern Patriot, leads a simple life. They like anime. They like ’Merica. They like a lot of things.
They also do not understand how to shut up.
Please god help me.
Exact Text:
“So I was watching this anime about this girl who could drain your power by kissing and it made me want to jerk off so I whipped out my stallionhood to beat it by punching it with my hooves which is weird but it actually feels really good and I came so hard that I punched the wall and my mom got pissed so she told me to come and hang out with friends so I grabbed my skateboard and went to town to find White Chocolate but I forgot that he moved out of town and I had no money so I thought, I “I know who has money! Patch does!” So I came to find you!”
They also do not understand how to shut up.
Please god help me.
Exact Text:
“So I was watching this anime about this girl who could drain your power by kissing and it made me want to jerk off so I whipped out my stallionhood to beat it by punching it with my hooves which is weird but it actually feels really good and I came so hard that I punched the wall and my mom got pissed so she told me to come and hang out with friends so I grabbed my skateboard and went to town to find White Chocolate but I forgot that he moved out of town and I had no money so I thought, I “I know who has money! Patch does!” So I came to find you!”
When I was in highschool, and on my early days of the internet this is how my male friends would talk to me too. They’d tell entire stories like this. I was the quiet, untalkative sort so I appreciated having someone that could keep the conversation moving X3
Yis, you’re very welcome! Unfortunately, this is how my friend IRL talks to me, no matter where we are. They’re… well, very talkative.
Thank you very much! I appreciate having the full story to read :D
“So I was watching this anime about this girl who could drain your power by kissing and it made me want to jerk off so I whipped out my stallionhood to beat it by punching it with my hooves which is weird but it actually feels really good and I came so hard that I punched the wall and my mom got pissed so she told me to come and hang out with friends so I grabbed my skateboard and went to town to find White Chocolate but I forgot that he moved out of town and I had no money so I thought, I “I know who has money! Patch does!” So I came to find you!”