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Thankfully my girlfriend doesn’t have that
From Wikipedia:
We’d both be asleep, for maybe half to one hour, then suddenly she’d kick me violently. The point of impact was usually my left flank, but occasionally, well…let’s just say I woke up screaming more than once.
RLS?
Majestic as fuck seems to work well
No, not necessarily, I’m just saying IF you flop around like a fish; Something They Clearly do, I’d be pretty nervous if one of us had a blunted Icepick on their forehead.
Their horns aren’t sharp. And it’d take quite a lot of force to get a puncture wound off a horn. But if you are that terrified I suggest putting something over their horn. That way you don’t risk impaling yourself. But you got to ask yourself do you roll around that much in your sleep to warrant being scared of her horn poking you?
Personally, I’d just poke a hole in a tennis ball and put it on the horn, like what old people do with their walkers.
Sleeping with an Alicorn/Unicorn HAS to be terrifying, what with the horn… One of you rolls around while they’re asleep and SUDDENLY it’s a hospital trip… Again… this week… Seriously, can I get this…, like, filed down? Can we do that? It’d probably hurt like hell, but… Y’know, I’m getting pretty tired of goring my friends and family…