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Duuuuude. SO MANY American College Girl Students are following me on tumblr! They got naked pictures of their boobs n stuff! They must be turned on by how radically I draw horse porn.
Looks like I’m gettin’ laid! Huzzah!
Looks like I’m gettin’ laid! Huzzah!
They appears in Deviantart fav comments as well.
Hit the shower, m8!
What? M-80? OH CRA💣ded
I PEED MYSELF
AJ: “Where’s Nigeria and why in the hay does their prince wanna send me so much money?”
Rarity: “Perhaps he just really likes your orchard’s apples, darling.”
AJ: “Well gosh, Ah can’t imagine anypony who doesn’t!”
[Appul credit card info gets sent again]
seriously, YOU could get laid anytime you want, I bet there’s fans in your area that would love to help you with that xD
scams
so many scams
Luckily my emails are clean
It’s a scam
Wat R U Doin
Appul Pone
Stahp
@Mike
your current filter.Apple horse, stahp!
@Badheart
Sound advice. But, I’m content with my single life.
You can never have enough cute AJ.
T’was the exact inspiration for this pic. Also cute AJ. I never need an excuse for that.
Let them hit on you.
That way, it’s fair game.
I walked a couple of Latinas home one night in So-Cal. Man, guys were hitting on them left and right. I felt like a pimp daddy 😑
The motto here is to abandon all hope and let the best happen instead of chasing it.
Edited because: Motto.
All the local singles lost interest when I installed adblock.
Edited
Hey if I didn’t take some things seriously then it wouldn’t open up old memes like that.