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“There comes a point in everybody’s life when they really should take a step back and contemplate just where they’re going. Apparently, for one Twilight Sparkle, it seems like the only place she finds herself going is in reverse…right up my ass! How exactly is she the main character of Equestria again? I ask you, HOW? I fear she has no brains inside of that dome of hers at all! Maybe all my dazzling butt-smashes on her have rendered her completely brain-dead or something. Well, regardless, allow me to share you with all just how your favorite purple princess wound up inside my ass today, okay? So, at the request of an annoying admirer by the name of Hot Rod, I had shrunken myself down to the size of a normal pony, and ventured out to the Everfree Forest. I won’t go into details what was discussed between me and this silly stallion, but it’s not important to the story.”
“Apparently, Twilight Sparkle had just received a growth formula from that silly zebra that lives in the Everfree Forest, and upon noticing that I was small for once, she quickly consumed the potion and grew herself up to MY normal height! The arrogant mare actually had the nerve to think she could intimidate, threaten, or even squash ME! Can you imagine? Unfortunately for her, even if I was pretending to not realize her giant ass was behind me, I stayed calm in the face of annoying danger…if you can even call Twilight Sparkle dangerous. You see, she made a very grave mistake: her little formula only grew her to a set height, but my magic allows me to grow as large as I like! So, just as the foolish purple alicorn attempted to slam her ass onto me, I quickly grew to ten times my normal height…and Twilight Sparkle’s current height. Easy to say, when her now-puny butt bumped into my now-giant hind leg, she realized just how screwed she was.”
“Giant Twilight was now tiny Twilight in the face of your goddess Starlight Dazzle! Before she could escape, I casually captured her in a magic spell and levitated her straight up towards her second home at this point: my titanic ass. It really didn’t have to end this way for her, but alas, stupid ponies that don’t learn their lessons just have to relearn them the hard way. With little to no effort, my magic quickly forced Twilight’s body straight into my cavernous ass crack, her body getting crushed flat almost instantly and getting forcefully locked in place. But, just to make sure she wouldn’t be escaping, I decided to make this even MORE humiliating and painful for her. This meant magically tying that long mane of hers around the base of her tail, fully locking her into place in the center of my powerful flanks and deadly ass cheeks. Of course, I could’ve just fed her to my asshole and made her go bye-bye, but what fun would that be? Just finishing her off would be too easy. Nope, she would have to endure an entire week of powerful, butt-crushing action, as I decided to stay at my new height for a while and go on a happy rampage across Equestria.”
“I’m sure Princess Celestia and Princess Luna will be none too pleased when they find themselves tattooed across my ass cheeks, especially since Twilight Sparkle will have once again sent Equestria into a panic and inadvertently caused a mass amount of destruction. But, that’s not my problem! This is what happens when your pitiful excuse for a plan backfires…into my ass. Sucks to be Equestria, because the entire world is now getting DAZZLED!”
“Apparently, Twilight Sparkle had just received a growth formula from that silly zebra that lives in the Everfree Forest, and upon noticing that I was small for once, she quickly consumed the potion and grew herself up to MY normal height! The arrogant mare actually had the nerve to think she could intimidate, threaten, or even squash ME! Can you imagine? Unfortunately for her, even if I was pretending to not realize her giant ass was behind me, I stayed calm in the face of annoying danger…if you can even call Twilight Sparkle dangerous. You see, she made a very grave mistake: her little formula only grew her to a set height, but my magic allows me to grow as large as I like! So, just as the foolish purple alicorn attempted to slam her ass onto me, I quickly grew to ten times my normal height…and Twilight Sparkle’s current height. Easy to say, when her now-puny butt bumped into my now-giant hind leg, she realized just how screwed she was.”
“Giant Twilight was now tiny Twilight in the face of your goddess Starlight Dazzle! Before she could escape, I casually captured her in a magic spell and levitated her straight up towards her second home at this point: my titanic ass. It really didn’t have to end this way for her, but alas, stupid ponies that don’t learn their lessons just have to relearn them the hard way. With little to no effort, my magic quickly forced Twilight’s body straight into my cavernous ass crack, her body getting crushed flat almost instantly and getting forcefully locked in place. But, just to make sure she wouldn’t be escaping, I decided to make this even MORE humiliating and painful for her. This meant magically tying that long mane of hers around the base of her tail, fully locking her into place in the center of my powerful flanks and deadly ass cheeks. Of course, I could’ve just fed her to my asshole and made her go bye-bye, but what fun would that be? Just finishing her off would be too easy. Nope, she would have to endure an entire week of powerful, butt-crushing action, as I decided to stay at my new height for a while and go on a happy rampage across Equestria.”
“I’m sure Princess Celestia and Princess Luna will be none too pleased when they find themselves tattooed across my ass cheeks, especially since Twilight Sparkle will have once again sent Equestria into a panic and inadvertently caused a mass amount of destruction. But, that’s not my problem! This is what happens when your pitiful excuse for a plan backfires…into my ass. Sucks to be Equestria, because the entire world is now getting DAZZLED!”
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Hey, We Should Team Up!
I’m not Dazzle, you edgy RP maniac pony-fag
-Warm Regards,Me.
Edited because: typo
But I know everything.
You know nothing, Pagan