@Background Pony #4D3A  
Did you do tricks, spray the back of the cop with the long handgun that was chasing and shooting at you and collect all of the graphic souls all in one run? If you didn’t do that then you won’t get a Jet ranking. And getting a Jet ranking is NOT going to be easy, it’s pretty hard to get. Trust me I had to run the course at least 15 times before I finally got the Jet ranking in all of the stages.
 
The good news is that the unlockable players you’ll get will make it worth the effort.  
If you manage to get a Jet ranking in all stages in story mode you’ll unlock:
 
The Love Shockers
 
The Nosie Tanks
 
Poison Jam
 
Goji
 
And Potts the dog as playable charatcers.
 
Yup, five new skaters will be added to the cast if you manage to get a Jet ranking in every stage in story mode. Good luck! You’re gonna need it!

spray the barn

Dreamcord? To me that sounds like it could be Discord’s non-chaotic brother or something.

 
“…I got rankings of Machine, Turbo, and Nitro…but not one Jet…”