@Qualbert
Hahahaha!!! I love it!! Great parody song!!

@Qualbert:
 
Not bad.

Now this is the story all about how  
My life got flipped, turned upside down  
And I’d like to take a minute just sit on your plot  
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Canterlot
 
In west Fillydelphia born and raised  
On the playground where I spent most of my days  
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool  
And all shooting some parasprites outside of the school  
When a couple of colts, they were up to no good  
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood  
I got in one little fight and my mom lost the plot  
And said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Canterlot”
 
I whistled for a carriage and when it came near the  
License plate said “fresh” and had a muffin in the mirror  
If anything I could say that this carriage was hot  
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Canterlot!
 
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight  
And I yelled to the filly “Yo, homes smell you later!”  
Looked at my kingdom that I finally got  
To sit on my throne as the prince of Canterlot

My sister just read this over my shoulder and she thought it said ‘Fresh Prance.’ I love my sister. XD

He wishes he was just as cool as Will Smith.

Blueblood is so gangsta.

No.

Hey, G, would ya make me a sandwich?