@mathprofbrony  
I figured out most words of it.  
[bq]Mayor,

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Princess Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, and have been involved in numerous secret research expeditions, and I have over three hundred peer-reviewed and published journals in the field of Applied Coradi Metaphysics. I am trained in the Forbidden Arts and I’m the top practitioner of chronoconascolyph recovery in this dimension. You are nothing to me but…

…could have known what unholy retribution you clever…
…upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue…
…n’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price you goddamn…
…you we’ll drown in it. You’re fucking dead miss “mayor”.

Sincerely,
Trixie Lulamoon

PS. Tell my deals] that I’ve got her money it’s just that I haven’t been able to make… (it becomes more scribbly from here on out)[/bq]  
I get bored sometimes.