Rserp8’s Guide on How to Get Suspended/Expelled From Canterlot High School and/or Banished to the Moon:  
Hello everyone! :D Rserp8 here! There’s probably quite a few ways to get expelled from Canterlot High School (Like turning into a giant magical monster and turning the students and the staff into your mindless zombie army while destroying aforementioned school.), but have you ever wondered what’s the best way to get expelled from here? (Or at least get detention for the rest of your time there.) Just follow these steps I give you and you’ll be on the road to expulsion in no time! :D
 
Here’s What You Need  
Rope  
Duct Tape  
Cloth  
Chloroform  
Camera  
Feather  
Pair of Victims (For best results, target the Principal and Vice Principal of the school.)
 
Step #1: Enter the Principal’s and the Vice Principal’s offices.  
Step #2: Knock both of them out. The best way to do it is to use a cloth and a bottle of chloroform. (As using a pipe, a bat, or just smashing a glass over their heads, can severely injure or even kill your victims, not to mention that will cause unnecessary attention and thus ruining our fun.) Anyway, dab a few drops of chloroform onto the cloth (You want to knock them out for a short period of time, not put them in a coma, dummy!) and cover their mouths and nostrils with it. By breathing in the fumes from the chloroform, your victims will eventually pass out. Now the real fun begins! >:D  
Step #3: Strip them. You can strip them naked if you’re crazy enough, but let’s just strip them to their underwear here, as we are not that crazy.  
Step #4: Tie them up and gag them. Just because you knocked them out with the chloroform, doesn’t mean they’ll be out for long and once they wake up, they will definitely not be happy. So, in order to stop them from escaping, calling the police or even give you the mother of all ass-kickings, grab either some rope or some duct tape and tie up their arms, legs and chests, making it impossible to move. Next, if you leave them ungagged, it’s more than likely they will scream for help and gather unwanted attention. So, to prevent this, grab out something that will shut them up and effectively muffle their cries. You can use any type of gag you like, from a cloth gag or ballgag, but today, we’ll use a duct tape gag, as it is my fave and possibly the sexiest gag to use out there. P: (In my opinion.) Now how do you gag them with duct tape? Simple. Either just tear a piece of your roll of duct tape and place it over their beautiful lips, or wrap it around the bottom half of their heads. (Which might sadly ruin their sexy hair in the process.) For best results, stuff a cloth in their mouths before gagging them to effectively hold their mouths in place, rendering speech impossible. Now that they’re bound, gagged and completely helpless, we move on to the next step.  
Step #5: As soon as they wake up and start struggling at their bonds, snap a couple pictures of their struggles on your smartphone or other mobile device.  
Step #6: Grab out a feather and prepare to tickle-torture your captives for a few minutes while recording video footage of said tickle-torture.  
Step #7: After when you are done screwing around with your victims, take a self-portrait (I’m not calling it “selfie”, okay.) of yourself with your girls, showing how much you enjoyed your super-naughty time with them and how much they enjoyed it too. :D Afterwards, share your photos and videos on whatever social media site you prefer.  
Step #8: Before you remove the tape sealing their mouths shut, give them a goodbye kiss on their gagged lips, showing the connection you three have shared during your time together.  
Step #9: Remove the tape from their mouths, and ask them if they enjoyed their time with you. If they threaten you, scream for help or if you’re just a massive pervert (Like I am. :D ), just re-gag them and leave their office for the other teachers to find. (Or let the creepy Janitor you’re friends with, who has a strange crush on the Principal, have some fun with them. Just get out of the fast, as things will get pretty chaotic.)  
Step #10: Leave the school, feeling satisfied with yourself.
 
And there you have it! The best way to get expelled from Canterlot High School. Pat yourself on the back, you sick bastard, you done well! You should soon get a letter stating your enrollment has been terminated or a slip stating to sit in the detention center for the rest of your time there or even get a visit from the nice boys in blue. Anyway, that’s it for this “How to”! (I could’ve listed some additional things to do, but that would violate the image rating and get me a ban. :P ) :D Join me next time, when I do a Let’s Play of Super Monkey Ball while using the controller upside-down! :D  
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