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Fairly certain that if the child is conceived before marriage, then it’s considered a bastard.
But hey, I could be wrong.
first you get your daughter pregnant,
then you go get your shotgun
then you have the wedding
it totes doesn’t count as a bastard if she’s married before the birth.
Pinkius Pieicus reproduces asexually in water and travels in large, disruptive swarms, constantly searching for the fun which sustains it.
Don’t think they want bastards.
Maybe they mean legitimate grandfoals.
+1 like.
i highly doubt any spawn of the pink one would go work on the farm, which is what they’re really after.
I assume Pinkie has hosted sex parties so yeah…
Maud…wants the rock hard D!
Lime………
So yeah, marble is their last hope
Four generations back by marriage with no shared relatives.
Big Mac:“enope.”
Granny Smith: “CONSARN IT BIG MAC I AN’T GETTING ANY YOUNGER AND I WANT ME SOME GRANDFOALS!!!”
Applebloom: “um Granny we’re you grandfoals.”
Granny Smith: “…wait ya’ll are?”
They’re probably as terrified as everyone else about the possibility of Pinkie Pie reproducing.
Well, Maud has no visible personality, Limestone is scary, and Pinkie is a little cra cra. So yeah, compared to that, Marble is probably their best hope.
fuck i wish people would stop saying that.
Pinkie probably uses protection. Lots of it.
and with a possible relative
Not betting on the wild party animal but on the shy one that hardly leaves the house?
I know you two are old fashioned but come on!