Crazy Headcanons

MLP Analysis: In the recent Jasper Pie comic with the blizzard, somepony in Cloudsdale had misplaced a decimal point, and too much snow was delivered to Ponyville.

G3: The Breezish name “Zipzī” is a dialectical variant of “Riprī”, in a dialect that still retains the z sound (as an r-colored fricative, hence the second Z’s failure to assimilate into an S). The word “riprī” (and by extension the archaic and now dialectical “zipzī”) refers to several different flowers of the aster family, which makes Zipzee’s hay fever all the more ironic.

“Dragon Toenail” as referenced in the episode “A Hearth’s Warming Tail” is a kind of booze.

Strawberry Sunrise’s hatred of apples stems from an incident in her foalhood. Long story short somepony pranked her by giving her an apple with a worm in it, and she then bit into it she accidently ate the worm.🤢 Since then she assumes all apples have some sort of bug(s) in them and despises Applejack for her passionate defense of apples.

Rarity and Applejack both like romcoms. But their interests are different.

For AJ its about the spoiled rich guy getting humbled by the country girl and becoming a farmer.

For Rarity, its about small town girl opressed by the narrow minded people and runs off with a prince to a beautiful kingdom.

G1: Megan, Danny, and Molly’s parents first met in a library over Gulliver’s Travels and The Horse and his Boy.

Rarity at some points used to be in street gang when she was a teen. They were like mods in 1960s Britian and would fight those they considered “uncouth” gang members.

Twilight and Celestia were often exasperated.

They had to explain the 1000-years-ago-banished Luna that public executions are not legal anymore.

A Dream Come True: Scales herself fell by the treachery of another.

People on Canterlot get crazy for toothpaste.

As cutie mark consultants Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo had to remind Fluttershy of the food chain.

Unicorns could potentially use their horn as a “lightsaber” with the right spell. It was a discarded skill because it was deemed impractical.

And Rainbow Dash was (not-so-)secretly envious of them because she felt that herself and the rest of the Mane Six were far more worthy of receiving that medal.

Moondancer’s secret biggest dream? Be on charge of a waffle restaurant.

Fluttershy writes foals’ books for a living. Under a pseudonym, naturally.

MLP Analysis: When Mary Sue learned He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’s dark secret, she tricked him into an engineered public confession.