That would’ve been funny

Trailer for the newest Final Destination movie came out and I’m so excited! It’s my favorite horror movie franchise and I’m happy that we’re getting a new movie after almost 15 years. Gonna plan on watching it in theaters when it comes out

@Meanlucario
Imagine being the judge looking at this case and exhaling so heavily you raise the temperature of the entire room with your carbon dioxide

They’d sure have a hell of a time if they actually tried to CarEE him on their shoulders!

I like that people are noticing my tendency to change my profile picture quite often. Had someone PM me about that a few weeks ago and just now someone on one of the forum games said something about it as well.

A Lion would never play golf.

But a Tiger Wood.

[slow clap] That was great

@Dirty Bit
HEY YO

Just saw the new FD trailer.

More carnage and gore CHAMA

I’m glad people are actually talking about Final Destination here. It’s gonna be awesome!

More major L, Blud ain’t getting away with that neck crank tap so he spat in some fan’s face because he is STILL sore losing to Khabib 7 years later.

Unprofessionalism at it’s finest.

A mixture of Jiu Jitsu and carnapping. Yes, this is a legit sport LOL!

I’d watch this over PowerSlap anyday of the week.

Now if you excuse me, let me die laughing my fucking ass off to this newly discovered combat sport
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Y’all wanna hear a crazy ass story? Well hear ya go

Yesterday at Work our toilet got all clogged up, which you figured. OK someone must’ve shit in it and I go in there today and the toilet was unclogged, and my boss said that the toilet had gotten unclogged and I said what happened do someone shit it and clogged it up and he said no someone had tried to flush a fucking syringe full of heroin down the toilet and the toilet got all clogged up can y’all believe that shit Someone tried to flush paraphernalia. I’m not shitting you.

@KennyC
That’s messed up. I remember finding a syringe by one of my work toilets before at an old job. People leave alot of gross stuff around.

@Dirty Bit
Maybe I’ll do it lol. We’ll see. My RPs tend to be simple and humorous in nature.

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Indeed hehe.

And FYI, I work at a damn grocery store. There’s people in there with little kids families that come into this place and this shit happened. Think about that.

@KennyC
The worst thing about drug addicts isn’t the drug itself. It’s the littering.

@Butters Stotch
Indeed, it’s awful.

When I worked as a cleaner for a fast food restaurant, the nastiest thing I ever found in the parking lot while brooming and sweeping litter in it was a used condom…

I was absolutely repulsed, I sprayed it with bleach cleaner, let it sit for awhile, and then used a stick to put it in a small trash bag, and then put that bag in a big one. I wanted no physical contact with it, even if it was drowned in cleaner.

Worst it implies some couple was having “fun” in the Parking lot, and why would you want to “do it” there? It’s not exactly romantic.

@Beau Skunky
Sex isn’t always romantic.

“Brada dis bear have zero grappling i catch his neck and make him tep”

Whenever I see and hear kids cry and go complete freakout mode for no reason in public, like not even just toddlers, maybe like elementary school age, I always remember how baby sea turtles have to crawl all the way to the ocean by themselves without any help at all.

Dana would say “Jon Jones walks out of that room. Because he’s the GOAT”.

My two brains when watching that Final Destination Bloodlines trailer

Monkey brain: Dude, just turn off the fan. It’s moving slower than you can reach the remote.

Lizard brain: Yeah! Set him on fire! Woo!

Fingers point to the bear