Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Gingerbread Optimus Prime.

I’m at Circle K eating a hotdog when this fat bitch walks by and she’s just starin’ at me

@Dirty Bit
Death by Gingerbread!

@The★Rickmeister
That’s fucking awesome, ngl

Does Season 2 of Squid Game finally introduce the X button?

This is the biggest fucking hermit crab I’ve ever seen what the fuck.

Maybe I should get into v-tubing. I have the face for it.

@Meanlucario
Gatomon certainly does, but I wouldn’t know your face if it got up and, er… smashed into mine or something

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
I love the colour on that shell!

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Shell is such nature’s finest artwork too.

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
I was making a “face for radio” joke.

@Meanlucario
Ah, okay. That makes more sense in context

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
It wouldn’t look out of place on a display in a museum! ;P

Unstoppable Thin Man.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
I’m “Unstoppable Badass”

spicy sugar….

sounds more like an exotic dancer imo

Sick

That’s a freaking Kingler

Big Killer

Heh, being cordial at a show

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Unstoppable Tiger.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Spicy Alien. I’ll be a Xenomorph!

It so happens that I share the same birthday as you. Therefore, I am also a Spicy Alien.

@Target Strike
Yeah, Xenomorph buddies!

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Swaggy Cowboy.

“Do I want to help out? Does the Pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?”

Look closer. He’s carrying baby Lilith while on stage. XD

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Bossy Lights Out

Ah, I see it now. That is precious