Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Dirty Bit
Not likely. Most complaints fall on deaf ears in Utah, at least they do from me.

Figured as much. Guess the level of suck varies from state to state.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Oneshot fic where Niko destroys Luffy’s entire crew because they keep calling Niko a cat.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Our store changes things every month once or twice and as an employee myself, I hate it too.

With a British accent Here is the fastest way to get one million dollars, follow this plan if you want to get rich:

First, go to the busiest restaurant in your city, walk in without a reservation, and ask for a table. The host will likely say “I’m sorry, there’s a 30 minute wait, I can take your name”. You reply, “I see some tables right there, why can’t I sit there?” They will say those tables are reserved. Look upset. After about 30 minutes of waiting and making the staff uncomfortable, you will be seated. When your server comes, she will start to explain the specials. Interrupt her after a few words and say “Yeah yeah yeah, I don’t care! Let me order!” The server will feel uncomfortable, order any two appetizers. When your food arrives, take out a DNA sampling kit from your pocket because you were rude, the staff might have spit in your food so you will test it for any traces. If no one spit in your food, spit it in yourself and say it was someone else. At the end, sue everything out of the restaurant until you get rich and repeat it, to make even more money!

Diabolical

@Mr.Myoozik
“With a British Accent Man” strikes again!

OK. So from what I’m seeing all these replies to, it seems America’s grocery system are literally the perfect opposite of the customer experience here in the Philippines.

😶

@Mr.Myoozik
You like that queefy quarter pounder?

you know you’re a nerd when you’re judging time based on pokemon generations.

You know the Gordon Ramsay meme, the one where he’s yelling in one scene and comforting in the other? That’s House with parents and children, making sure children don’t feel responsible for their parent’s idiocy.

@Meanlucario
That’s Gordon being a great person.

We need to start an International Insult Caseoh Day.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
WHo and why does it sound like the bastard child of Joe Biden and DOnald trumP

Heh, cute

Not happy with the Game Awards, I take it?

They’re a gamer

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
It’s spelled “Casio”, and they make some damn fine keyboards.

STUPID CUTE!!!!

SMART UGLY!!!

And in contrast, smart cute, ‘cos that’s what my babe is

I live in the South and it’s kinda nuts how many Canadians come here during the fall and winter. I would think they would go to California or something given the South is the kind of place Canadians loathe.

@SleepySteve
I hope Garrison wouldn’t do anything about that.

Okay one more

With a British accent Guys! As you know I really love dark humour, it’s like a kid with cancer, it never gets old! Chuckles

Alright I’ll take a break from posting these, I want to go back to posting other quotes I find online

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Actually, it’s a woman saying all of that

@Mr.Myoozik
Also sounds like an anti-vax kid.

Daaaaaaamn XD

@Mr.Myoozik
Okay. Wouldn’t know, because I don’t watch those videos and her gender isn’t mentioned in those quotes