Yo Mama Jokes

Ya Mama’s so fat, she could breastfeed a blue whale.

Yo Mama’s so hairy, she combs her wrist to see what time it is

Yo mama’s so dumb, she thinks that Jar-Jar comes with Pickles-Pickles.

Yo Mama’s so tall, she got brain damage from the doorway

Yo mama’s so short, she didn’t even need to kneel when she went down on me last night!

Yo Mama’s such a Jew, when I saw her carrying a bunch of shopping bags from Bloomingdale’s the other day I said “Whatcha doing?” She said “Exercising!”

Yo mama’s so stupid and/or Christian, she mistook Obi-Wan Kenobi (specifically as he appeared in Episode II: Attack of the Clones) for Jesus.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she fell for a bot advertising something

Yo mama’s so hungry, she eats spam.

@Mr.Myoozik
I’ll forgive that one lol. (Part Jew here.)

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Yo Mama’s so hungry she ate at Arby’s.

Yo Mama’s so old, she owes Jesus Christ ten bucks

Yo Mama’s so old when she sneezed her nose came off.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she studied for a COVID test

Yo Mama’s so crazy, she thought General Motors was a person.

Yo Mama’s so short, she does backflips under the bed

@Mr.Myoozik
(I think we already did that one, but oh well.)

Yo Mama’s so old, in high school she dated a neanderthal.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, One Direction ran the other direction

Yo Mama’s so fugly, she scared away the Cthulhu.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she has to wear paper doll clothing.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio