The Nerd Thread (comics, movies, anime, cartoons, video games, lore, fun stuff, ect.)

Every SCP Builder, Analog Horror Maker, and Creepypasta Creator need to have a giant conference and all agree on a proper power level ranking for their Characters.

Their characters can’t be weak enough to where they get one shot by SpongeBob but also all powerful enough to beat Superman and Doom Slayer.

@CaptainXtra
I don’t need them to be able to beat Superman or Doom Slayer. I just need them to be able to beat me. I need them to scare me and nothing else.

@CaptainXtra
jerma face that kills you in the penis for ever.

@CaptainXtra
Yeah and the rule is the gag character wins.
That’s why Squirrel Girl is unbeatable.
That’s why Chuck Jones hated Space Jam because Bugs Bunny would’ve beat the Mon-stars on his own in the average runtime of a Loony Toon.
The cartoon character always wins.
To quote Stan Lee whenever he was asked who would win in a fight “Whoever I want to win.”

@Darth Prime
Arale beats both Goku and Vegeta.

Apparently, the Michael Jackson biopic is in trouble, because the film hinges on the 1993 investigation into statements about Jackson’s anatomy made by Jordan Chandler. Having the negative aspects of Jackson’s life be a major plot point in the film is such a terrible decision. The filmmakers should’ve made a film about the uncontroversial parts of Jackson’s life instead.

CinemaCon panel schedule has been revealed:

March 31st- Sony Pictures (2 hrs 15 mins)
April 1st- Warner Bros. (2 hrs)
April 2nd- Universal Pictures & Focus Features (2 hrs)
April 2nd- Amazon MGM (1 hr 45 mins)
April 3rd- Paramount (1 hr 45 mins)
April 3rd- Disney (2 hrs)
TBA- Lionsgate

Or better yet, just don’t make an MJ biopic at all. Besides, leaving those controversial parts out will likely turn a lot of people off.

That’s interesting, given that the 2017 MJ documentary Man in the Mirror bluntly opens with a dramatization of the LAPD taking nude photos to verify the allegations about his body.

ETA: Granted, it was very sympathetic to MJ in its portrayal.

Zach Cregger is officially set to direct a new ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ movie.
4 studios are bidding for the film, including Warner Bros and Netflix.

Le sigh.

Anyone familiar with this Russian Cartoon called Crutics?

I’ve been watching it despite having 0 fucking idea what’s going on due to a lack of subtitles available since Russian Animation doesn’t have a dedicated “dubbing community” like Anime does.

The legend returns for one last Yo Mama.

@Dustcan
based af

@northern haste
MAYBE IT’S GONNA BE GOOD THIS TIME-

It’s so ironic how they never let George Romero cook and now everyone can do it for some reason.

Brody decking Adolf there needs to be accompanied by “X BOX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!”

Quality finisher.

@BlitztheDragon
Hard to get more American than taking down Nazis and punching out Hitler. Just ask Cap.

Always interesting seeing match ups with two conventionally immortal entities ending with one banishing the other to a pocket dimension where they can’t escape OR them mutually agreeing to stay away from one another and go back to their regular daily lives.

@CaptainXtra
Celestia and Luna

Can’t be any worse than Resident Evil The Final Chapter. I couldn’t even finish it because the directing and editing was so awful.

@Spidey10
Wouldn’t expect any more from the Anderson movies.

@Butters Stotch
Another thing said in the post is that it is supposed to be more focused on horror and closer to the games.
Only time will tell if that’s true.
I Think welcome to a raccoon city try being more fateful but what made the fatal error of trying to adapt the first two games in one movie.
You could probably get 2 movies out of the 2 game.

Lego GLaDOS on lego ideas
https://ideas.lego.com/projects/5bf2eccb-d18a-4637-a97e-bb3dc85e5f4c

@northern haste
Both games take about 7 to 11 hours to beat. Both can be turned into movie length.

Though that’s honestly not the only problem with Welcome to Raccoon City.

Craig of the Creek has now ended on Cartoon Network, after 7 years