@Joseph Raszagal  
You’re the one making a fuss about it, lol.
 
I was poking fun at the drama, and this was 3 years ago anyway, so why would I still care about it. :P

@Joseph Raszagal  
Maybe to a fanboy.

@GreenLinzerd  
“It loves wings, but sometimes wonders if it would have been better off without them.”
 
Dunno, yo. Sounds pretty butthurt to me.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Ain’t no hurt on my butt, mister.

Three years later and this still hits me as an attempt to voice Twilicorn butthurt whilst also trying to disguise said butthurt.
 
Butts gonna hurt, yo.

More like alicorn drama drama tag here!

Twylie:  
-Tackle  
-Tail whip  
-Confusion  
-Peck  
-Fury attack  
-Psywave  
-Stomp  
-Psybeam  
-Calm mind  
-Psychic
 
Twylite:  
-Tackle  
-Tail whip  
-Confusion  
-Peck  
-Fury attack  
-Psywave  
-Stomp  
-Psybeam  
-Calm mind  
-Teleport  
-Psychic  
-Protect
 
Twymony:  
-Megahorn  
-Dragon pulse  
-Tackle  
-Tail whip  
-Confusion  
-Peck  
-Fury attack  
-Psywave  
-Stomp  
-Psybeam  
-Calm mind  
-Teleport  
-Psychic  
-Protect  
-Twister  
-Dragon rush
 
Twylicorn:  
-Wing Attack  
-Megahorn  
-Tackle  
-Tail whip  
-Confusion  
-Peck  
-Fury attack  
-Psywave  
-Stomp  
-Psybeam  
-Calm mind  
-Teleport  
-Psychic  
-Protect  
-Light screen  
-Hurricane

@Trojan Horse  
Wow, these are great.

Japanese translation:
 
Twylie - ゆうぐすこ (Yūgusuko, aka little Twilight)  
Twylite - ゆうぐ (Yūgu, shortened version of Yūgure [Twilight])  
Twymony - ゆうぐちょうわ (Yūguchōwa, a mix of Yūgure and Chōwa [harmony])  
Twylicorn - ゆうぐつばさ (Yūgutsubasa, a mix of Yūgure and tsubasa [winged])  
Faust’s Tears - ふぁうすと・の・なみだ (Faust no Namida, literally ‘Faust’s Tear’s’)
 
Here’s your useless translation! Take care!

Hehe, Faust’s tears xD

@BrownieComicWriter  
Ah. I seeeee… Good choice. :)

@Northern  
I’m glad you like it.
 
And yeah, you’re probably right, but Pinkie Pie was always going to be the Fairy type, and I wanted to keep things diverse, you know?

@BrownieComicWriter  
Might I just say, this is positively refreshing as an image?
 
Still think Twimony should be Psychic/Fairy, for maximum magic tho :P

@TheDog  
What’s so strange about that? Charmeleon and Charizard are both the Flame Pokemon. Bulbasaur, Ivysaur and Venusaur are all the Seed Pokemon.

Question: Why do both Twylie and Twylite have the “book ponymon” title.

@Tumblr Feminism Is A joke  
Because of her #1 assistant.

Why dragon?

@Background Pony #326C  
I honestly think that the jab at it (both the tears and Twylicorn’s description) is what makes it amusing in the first place.
 
Also Twylite description might as well be “It’s purple and smart”.

I laughed.
 
Also, Twymony makes me think Twilight has to pay alimony.

@patec  
Not all images under the tag are jokes. Though, I already said that. :3

@BrownieComicWriter  
It’s refering to it. Like I said.  
For people who want to avoid it completely by hiding the tag it would probably count.

Leave off the dramabait reference to “Faust’s tears”, and this becomes a pretty amusing image.

@BrownieComicWriter  
A reference to alicorn drama. Countless images make this very joke, but despite being camp about it, they would still qualify as “alicorn drama”. Being edgy or trying to start shit is at its core an attempt at comedy. It works some of the time, not all. :3

@patec  
This really counts as alicorn drama?!

@patec  
You’re right, shit. Thought I did. Well I’ll be fixing that now! Thanks for pointing it out.