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Hmm….I find these Friendship Games to be lacking in every way. Such contests of physical prowess have little in common with with science, and even less with hamburgers. Pitting oneself against his brother, even in the name of “friendship,” will inevitably yield loss, and when one loses such a contest, he also loses gratitude for the many blessings he has received. These athletes do not seek the balance epitomized by the hamburger, and in so doing, commit grave sacrilege. We Din have a saying for those who disrespect Mother Earth’s blessings: “Neesdzn ch nil.”
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“Where was the Boss during all this!?”
“He was, um… showering.”
“Are you serious!? You could have gotten him out of th–”
“With Quiet. We couldn’t convince him to get out.”
“…”
@AaronMk
I imagine the conversation would run like the cardboard box radio conversations.
“Miller, Uh- Code Talker was ah- kidnapped by a… uhm… How should I say: a flying unicorn.”
“What? Are you serious?”
“I- ah… Uh… Yes.”
“Schedule a psych evaluation.”
And then he proceeds to blame CIPHER.
Eh, I guess being able to handle Big Boss is a good point, though I was kind of half joking since after reading that comment I got the image in my head of a group of Diamond Dog soldiers arguing over who gets to tell Miller that not only has Code Talker been abducted on their watch, but the culprit was a magical flying unicorn
Well, the security team can handle Big Boss and his powers of partial invisibility fine, so I guess they’ll be fine.
Plus, you know, they have guns.
Mother Base needs a serious security overhaul…
Then again, if they couldn’t handle Quiet without Big Boss I’m not sure how well they’d do against a creature with actual magic powers
Because Twilight extracted him.
Why is code talker here?
“Blessed is nature’s bounty.”
Yes
BUUUUUUURGER