@eden89  
Rose: Oh if it isn’t my husband’s best friend,  
that’s how it’ll go in the end.  
I’m his true love, isn’t obvious?  
Oh yeah, you’re Derpy, why should I even be serious?
 
Derpy: You’re the love interest of the 9th doc!  
Your love has been shut out with a lock!  
Our love you’ll never taint.  
So go back to your sisters and faint!
 
Daisy: Whoa, back off our sis, she’s found her stallion!
 
Lily: While your 1st guy blew away like a dandelion!
 
Both: A pony science deserves the best,  
Now deliver that mail you pest!
 
Dinky: Leave mommy alone, she’s found true love!
 
Amethyst Star: At least mom can literally send the doc to cloud 9 up above!
 
Both: You flower mares made it too such a close shave,  
but now it’s time you put flowers on your own grave!
 
Who won? Who next? You decide!

@eden89  
Derpy: I like big butts and I cannot lie/That’s all the rap I know.  
I’m serious, I’m done with my verse/You can move on to Rose now.  
Oh, uh…mom’s spaghetti, I guess I do know a little more/But that’s really it, though.  
Hey, did that rhyme with the first line?/Yay, I made rap!  
Yeah. I live in a less than reputable neighborhood./It’s not great, but still pretty good.  
Stay in school foals. Or don’t. I don’t care![full](/No, that’s irresponsible. Really, you should go to school until you graduate.

Roseluck: So, what are we doing here?/Oh, hello, Derpy)  
How are you doing this afternoon?/How’s the little one?
 
Derpy: She’s fine, thanks for asking![full](/You’re always so polite, Rose.

Roseluck: Oh, that’s just how I am./Being around flowers all day tends to give you a sunny disposition, you know./You don’t really live in a sketchy area, do you?

Derpy: Well, it’s not exactly Canterlot Castle-adjasent/But no, I exaggerated a bit. It’s fine.

Roseluck: Oh, good./You take care, now)
 
Derpy: You too, Rose!
 
WHO WON!?! WHO’S NEXT!?!?! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMATIOOOON  
DERPY “MUFFIN” HOOVES  
VS.  
ROSELUCK  
BEGIN!