Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus is a better paring than lyra and bon bon, lyra and bon bon as a couple is a underwhelming and underdeveloped ship that’s just there to be cute and you barely know about them and them as a couple and there’s no story. Michiru and Haruka as a couple has a story and is flash out, Haruka and Michiru are willing to protect each other and love each other and see more of their romance and what they want to do for each other each time we see them on screen.
 
When we see lyra and bon bon as a couple on screen, it’s just to be cute, there’s no story, the only story we got from lyra and bon bon was from slice of life, it was not much and what we got was two lesbians saying this “ we are best friends “ and then have them look lovey dovey for each other and look like they about to kiss each other and in sailor moon we get not of that bs, we have two people that love each and want to protect each other and none of that “we are best friends” to hide the fact they lesbians and NO Haruka and Michiru are not cousins, Haruka and Michiru being cousins was from a bad translation and a bad dub, if you watch sailor moon on viz’s and madman’s blu rays and dvds of sailor moon and on hulu and tubi, you will not them being cousins or being called cousins, you will find them being called partners.

@Trahzo  
You win ten thousand internets.

@Dirty Bit  
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF “PLATONIC” LOVE!

@Trahzo
 
WHO WON?
 
WHO’S NEXT?
 
YOU DECIDE!
 
In all seriousness though, well-played.

@Trilby Pony  
Uranus: Oh look 2 cuties without super powers!  
Neptune: Let’s show them that this battle is ours!  
Uranus: 1st I’ll cut you up with my Space Sword!  
Neptune: Then I’ll use my Deep Aqua Mirror to reveal our true reward!  
Both: I can do this, And I can do that.  
We don’t care if it’s in public you rats!
 
Bon Bon: Oh, these aliens are threatening us?  
Lyra: They don’t know how our love in public’s creates such a fuss!  
Bon Bon: I’m spy so I have to cap you!  
Lyra: Once you’re dead I’ll use your hands to slap you!  
Both: We care about each other a lot,  
we’d even watch each other’s plots!
 
Going Super Uranus & Neptune!  
Both: Oh please your rhymes don’t scare us one bit!  
With Super Forms it’ll hurt when we hit!  
We’re whipping up a storm,  
we even got another form!  
To think you ponies tried to compete with people named after Gods!  
You should just give-up against these odds!
 
Bon Bon: We’re losing!
 
Lyra: What are we gonna…
 
*Then Lyra feels a hand on her back, they turn around, and that’s when…
 
Human Lyra: How can you call yourselves super heroes?  
Human Bon Bon: Yeah, those clothes make you look like stereotypical hoes!  
Human Lyra: I’ll play a melody on my lyre to stomp you both!  
Human Bon Bon: Another form? What a stupid anime trope!  
Both: We love each other no matter where we are!  
You cousins can’t because of incest!  
Just admit that we’re the rue rap stars,  
and that you 2 are just squashed pests!

@Whiteeyes  
Still don’t have a clue how to write any verses, but, given the lack of an MC, thus far:
 
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF “PLATONIC” LOVE
 
SAILOR URANUS AND SAILOR NEPTUNE!  
VS  
LYRA AND SECRET AGENT SWEETIE DROPS BONBON!
 
BEGIN!

Okay, first set is “cousins” vs “best friends”…and then the sensrs get kicked out for the second set.

They would like to participate?  
@Whiteeyes  
@Chapelseed

@Trilby Pony  
I have the lyrical ability of a wet dish towel so yeah I got nothin’.

@Trilby Pony
 
Me neither. I feel awful with the lack of contribution on my part.

I don’t have an idea on how to do this one.  

@Trahzo  
“BEST Friends”

‘cousins’ vs. ‘friends’

@Dirty Bit  
Yeah I know I saw the nostalgia critics review of sailor moon a while back and leave it to the US to screw it up.

@Roy-of-Asturia  
*Lyra and Drops
 
 
Still not contributing enough to the domestic economy…

The talismans of Haruka and Michiru were ejected from their bodies.
 
The CMs of Lyra and Drops were removed from their hindquarters…
 
 
So, the two Outer Senshi win because they are important to the anime, while Lyra and Drips are just…there… (plays loud cricket noises)

@Pagan
 
It was a joke dealing with DiC’s English dub.
 
Truthfully, I’m mortified that I just now figured out that Zoicite’s a dude.

@MadVillan  
Cousins? Do you even Sailor Moon bruh?

Cousins vs Best Friends? I don’t see the connection here.

Okay this would be pretty funny, someone make this.

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