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Background Pony #9D3C
Do not test me…
 
||Are you goin' to Scarborough Fair,   Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme,   Remember me to one who lives there,   She once was a true love of mine.   ...||
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
Okay. I’d like to start things off tonight with a little song I call “Just Cut the Fucking Cake in Half, You Smug British Cocktease”.
Background Pony #56FE
“Mind if I borrow your cello?”
 
Octavia: “Sure.”
 
Plays the minute waltz in 30 seconds.
 
Octavia: “…Impressive. I wanted you to sing but this is even better. There.” Gives me the cake.
 
“Thank you.” Eats the cake. “Um… Not to be rude or anything. But why aren’t you dressed?”
 
Octavia: “I just got out of the shower and when I went to get the cake I realized that I was out of milk in the fridge.”
 
“…!” (Ah, so that’s why she didn’t eat the cake…)
 
“So you let me eat the chocolate and strawberry cake knowing that you’re all out of milk? That’s a bit rude of you to do don’t you think?”
 
Octavia: “Are you sure that I’m all out of milk? After all I still have some ‘Milk’ left…” Lifts her breasts.
 
“!”
solarcharger

The whole world’s sitting on a Ticking Bomb.  
The whole world’s sitting on a Ticking Bomb.  
So keep your calm, and carry on.  
The whole world’s sitting on a Ticking Bomb,  
And it’s about to EXPLODE!
Destanis

Discard  
The pawn that could  
Not progress
 
The Pawn That Could Not Progress
 
My life a constant struggle in which you placed me  
A test of wills for  
My weakness to be displayed  
Why do you  
Want to  
Destroy?  
Why do you  
smile at  
My pain?
 
A king never crowned.
Background Pony #ACEA
Someday love will find you  
Break those chains that bind you  
One night will remind you  
How we touched  
And went our separate ways  
If he ever hurts you  
True love won’t desert you  
You know I still love you  
Though we touched  
And went our separate ways