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DarkPinkie

I’ve got ‘er cornered,  
and now she’s mine.  
She’s not gonna get away this time.  
I’ll snatch her up fast before she can blink and then. . .  
Aw man! She’s asleep in the sink.~
 
What is with this pony? I’m confused.  
She’s got a bed, but it’s never been used.  
In every waking moment, filly’s out for the fight,  
then [fart] next minute filly’s out like a light.~
 
How could I let this creature live inside of my home.  
I gotta keep an eye on her when I’m on the phone.  
I’m a little afraid to leave this pony all alone,  
this filly may destroy everything that I own~
 
Look at her now, I kinda feel bad.  
She’s the best little pony I’ve had,  
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that:  
She wasn’t fighting, she just wanted attention~
amess

Hee hee…  
*carefully turns it to hot and catches the water in a cup until the it is the right temp then let’s it dribble on the precious pony*