THAT’S NO MUFFIN

@Shy-Brony  
shrugs The mind will choose what it wants to believe, I suppose!

@ShimmeringStallion  
An SCP, a paranormal item. 261’s basically an otherworldly vending machine from (where else?) Japan. When you put money in it, something random comes out. I was making a reference to one of the experiment logs.
 
Money entered: 10,000 yen  
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered  
Item description: Item is a small loaf of round bread in the shape of a pinwheel with six points. Colorful wrapper bears logo for “Heaven’s Shining Auspicious Bakery,” with the tag-line, “Made by angles for angles” (sic). Upon consuming the item, subject immediately fell into a comatose state, during which he appeared to be in a constant ecstatic state similar to an orgasm. Subject recovered after fifty minutes, although he remained delirious for over two more hours, babbling about “gates of pure palladium, polished by the multitudinous hosts of the shattered princess”.
 
You know… reading this again, I wonder why I thought they were muffins?

@Shy-Brony  
261 what?
 
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@ShimmeringStallion  
Ah. My apologies.
 
How would CBT get access to 261, anyway?

@Shy-Brony  
points at the “not a muffin” tag

@Cold_Blooded_Twilight  
Could these be… the fabled Orgasm Muffins!?

I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
~Skeeter The Lurker

@Cold_Blooded_Twilight  
eyebrow raise
 
… Huh, that’s rather TAME by your standards… Chateau Romani, of all things.

@ShimmeringStallion
 

Hmm… Lewd apron and sexy cupcake.

@Warmitchine  
Do you know how difficult it is to keep other people away from taste testing batter?
 
Alternatively, it’s probably for || afterwards, when she uses the rolling pin as a dildo on derpy. ||

Why is a rolling pin needed to make muffins?

Dare we ask what’s in them?

Looks like she enjoyed it.