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Description
“When you fight someone who bigger than you. Don’t try to guard. Keep moving around, dodge it’s attack. Read their attack’s pattern, find their gaps, parry and counter their attack. Timing is important and no matter what, don’t let your guard down.” — Applejack
Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X – Top Secret – = Alternate Dawn(Son)
Applejack X ??? = ??? (Daughter)
Alternate Dawn Card Collection => http://vavacung.deviantart.com/gallery/51508160/Crazy-Future-Character-Card
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story’s an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn’t exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with “To Love God - To Love Mortal” but in the future and more crazy(and the crazy will be double by now). You don’t need to read “To Love God - To Love Mortal” to understand this story. It’s just have many Easter egg for that story here.
Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X – Top Secret – = Alternate Dawn(Son)
Applejack X ??? = ??? (Daughter)
Alternate Dawn Card Collection => http://vavacung.deviantart.com/gallery/51508160/Crazy-Future-Character-Card
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story’s an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn’t exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with “To Love God - To Love Mortal” but in the future and more crazy(and the crazy will be double by now). You don’t need to read “To Love God - To Love Mortal” to understand this story. It’s just have many Easter egg for that story here.
This is a funny comment now :P
Somebody’s been playing Dark Souls…
Now if only she had some JU-JU-JU-JOLLY COOPERATION with Senketsu…
And we will call her “Cutty-Bird”.
And she will be awesome.
Ah, pardon my vagueness. I basically meant ‘wingless pone with saw-rigs strapped on over each shoulder’. But one way or the other, Airborne Saw-Pone is too rich to pass up.
I took that as “Pony with saw-arms, while mounted atop a Pegasus-pony or Princess flying through the air”.
I confess myself lost yet again.
Get an Alicorn-Rider or something!
I was thinking more along the lines of Ash’s groovy gauntlet-fist…which Applespawn’s gloves resemble already. That noted, paired saw-arms where peggies & princesses mount wings sound like a ball.
Well, chainsaws are generally awkward to wield for ponies; there aren’t nearly enough demolition-based crews in Equestria… I even had a fanfic in development on ponies specializing in explosives, but none in cutting down trees.
I mean, that’d be messed up, to have a chainsaw-limb already. I mean, she already has limbs, now, and doesn’t want to kill the creature, only to punch harmony into it.
She needs to wield blunt instruments… like a nightstick… or a tree.
Suppose that depends on your double-standard gore threshold. Meth-tastic as the latest twist was, I’d have been totally down for battlescarred 3-legged Applespawn working out the kinks of her new prosthetic Army of Darkness style.
But it’s okay ‘cause it’s not a pony.
=D
now we just need ric flair mummy pony
AJ I’m not sure your message is getting across the way you intend…
aaaaaaah I love this no-sense XD