Who’s who

Shining Armor: Fight fight fight fight kiss!

Shining: “This is a lot less sexy when it’s really happening!”

Shining Armor: They both look the same, I don’t know who to shoot.
 
Cadance: OW, SHOOT THE ONE THAT’S WINNING STUPID!

Oh, wait, now I see. The right one has green eyes. :3

@Background Pony #9BCB

@Background Pony #B620  
“I don’t know which one to shoot!”

@Background Pony #B620  
It’d be super duper cool if you could read the god damn rules.

@Background Pony #B620  
Needs a puddle of mud or oil, and very thin bikinis.

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
Someone adapt this into a fanfic.

@Poptard I like dat idea. Fund dis fic.
 
Cadence gets sent to an alternate dimension where the invasion was never planned…but she thinks it has been so winds up trapping that universe’s real Cadence in the caverns because she wants to save that universe’s Shiny from getting brainwashed.
 
…Then it turns out that universe’s Chrysalis is hilariously incompetent, and she’s revealed to be emaciated and starving because she chose to replace Prince Blueblood. But was only at the wedding to get a contact high and not invade. She’d actually been planning to invade Manehattan, believing Twilight and Celestia would be too clairvoyant and wise to fool.

@BigMax  
And then they both stop, look at him, look back at each other, nod, and start beating up on Shining Armor.

“Stop, you two! You can both be my wives, you know?”

“No! If you have to have a hissing cat fight, then fight, but leave my Jello Collection out of it! Wait, no! Not the ultra-rare mislabeled berry purple! The limited edition ‘dark cherry’ blend! OH god! My mint condition mint, signed by the Cos himself! Ruined!” _faints

@Background Pony #850C  
“Stop fighting! I go commando!”

Someone! Add some Mud in!

What if both were actually real Cadance’s assuming the other was Chrysalis?

“This is so wrong! But hot. But wrong. But hot…”

“Boxers!” “Briefs!”  
“Boxers!” “Briefs!”  
“Boxers!” “Briefs!”

Quick! Ask if either of them would like to play Hyperspace Hyperwars!

@RIG  

 
This needs more Mud!

And then Shining suggests a threesome and Cadance and Chrysalis start beating him up.