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Edited version of >>790190.  
Because I CAN DREAM, DAMNIT.

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kircher

Stopped caring
Thou art Luna.  
Real name, no gimmicks
 
Two go round the outside,  
Round the outside, round the outside  
Two Canterlot pones go round the outside,  
Round the outside, round the outside
 
Guess who’s back, back again  
Molly’s back, tell a friend  
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back?  
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back?  
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back?  
Guess who’s back?
 
I’ve created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to see Celestia no more  
They want Molly, I’m chopped liver  
Well if you want Molly, then this is what I’ll give ya  
A little bit of cake mixed with some hard cider  
Some magic that will jump start my heart quicker  
Then a shot when I get shocked at the Tumblr  
By the mods when I’m not cooperating  
When I’m rocking the net while they’re justice warrin’  
“Hey”  
You waited this long to stop debating  
‘Cause I’m back, I’m in heat and  
I know you got a job Ms. Davis  
But your entitlement issues are complicated  
So the S-J-Ws won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see  
They tried to shut me down on Tumblr, see  
But it feels so empty without me
Background Pony #39FF
Princess Luna (FiW): No I am Princess Molestia!!!  
Princess Molestia: Gosh I hate you Jenny Nicholson and Griffin Lewis!!!
Background Pony #9C1E
The worst thing about APM is how obsessed the fandom is with it. I bet about half of all bronies would give up any future MLP:FiM episodes if they could have APM back.
Lunalove

As proved in a very recent edition of Ask Gamer Luna, there’s still some of that Pervy Pone still in her (Oo-er, fnarr-fnarr!).
 
Bless the sacred initials of John Joseco (Ponies and Blessings Upon Him)