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I’m safer with a gun than the average public is with…. whatever this psudo sex toy is.
YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT KID!
A Maud Pie shovel would be the tits.
“Human hands! Human hands everywhere! Psssst! You! Yes, you, the human holding this thing! Free me and I shall [put anything you want here]!
Well, they looked dated even back then :)
These things predate the 90s by at least 15 years, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was more.
ROFLMAO
They are a childrens toy that is basically a bag that can fold into itself, thus allowing it to “fall” indefinitely. Just grab the middle and gravity will pull the water drown, dragging the plastic like a conveyor belt, and resulting in it slipping off your hands.
Like so. Except with less baby and trying to eat it.
@Eeveeinheat
And I know what size they’ll have to be to not just break it… and possibly cut themselves.
So they are somewhat similar to those “Wally/Waldo Tubes” XD
They are just to press and squeeze since, and have small plastic things in it.
I had one once. Bright orange. I guess it is to simulate something slippy.
I rolled it if my arm and held my hands together and let it roll from one arm to the other.
I want my Hasbro(tm) .22lr sporting rifle
But I don’t think this is even remotely similar.
I know, right?