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Fine, I’ll tell her. When she gets on.
Okay, ten million pounds.
Dollars would be useless to me.
I’m British. Pounds. XD
For the record, tell her “I turned down the offer to give you to another guy for ten million dollars” and see how she reacts.
If she says “Aww, that’s so sweet!”… she’s lying.
The only appropriate reaction is “TEN… MILLION… DOLLARS!?… You’re… KIDDING, right!?”
Seriously, i get enough comments from my friends about them acting inappropriately with my girlfriend.
She has no price. She is invaluable.
I heard you, not a “sale price”, but you never said there wasn’t a “price” in general!
Everybody’s got a price… for the Million-Dollar Man! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
glares at you not for sale.
So you’re saying she’s currently going by a… standard price? Excellent! =D
XD Hahaha course she’s not on sale!
And if anyone who reads this is curious (AKA none of you), it’s
Lieutenant BeanFor a second, I read “In fact, she’s on sale XD”
…
I need to seriously buy a refrigerator… and glasses…
Nowpe. It’s totally goin’ strong. In fact she’s on the site XD
Crossed it out ‘cause she’s now an ex-girlfriend?
“That witch left me for a guy who sells refrigerators!”
I feel the same about my girlfriend…D’awww, adorable!