Sadly, both the response images I wish to reply are no longer on this booru. Instead, go over to Poner Pics and look up 264693, then 1806373, to complete the story.

makes sense

XD

@Scrounge  
We don’t usually wear clothes.

@Jerkface  

 
ftfy

@Vree  
…Chopped my head off. It was difficult to eat a cake without the body. We need catch my body do something with these stories about “headless horse”…

“My name is Princess Celestia. My story is a long one. Over the years, you could say I’ve become a student of death. I need to find a key to unlock my curse. Something happened nearly two millenia ago, and I was transformed. My life is just like yours, except for one small difference: it never ends. Every time I die, I always return in water, and I’m always naked.”
 
“Aren’t we always naked anyway?”
 
“Shut up, Luna.”

 
silly immortal princess, just find another immortal, invent some lame excuse to hate it and kill each other for all eternity!

DIARY  
Day 1. Finally decided to end it all. Death by hanging seemed to be the neatest way. Copied the knot from the Ponynet. Said goodbye to Luna. Hung there for 6 hours until the guards found me and got me down. Damn princess spell.  
Day 2. Tried various mixes of poison joke and cyanide. Fit as a fiddle. Hate this spell.  
Day 3. Researched the Starswirl archives for a way to undo the spell. So far no results. Trolled subjects to let off some steam.  
Day 4. The bottom of a lake is really really dark.  
Day 5. According to my psychiatrist, immortality is something I have to learn to live with. Tried it, lasted until late afternoon, tried to shoot myself with a pea launcher. It bounced off the horn and the wall and broke a couple of vases and smashed into a glass windows. It startled Luna and she fell into the pond. We had a laugh.  
PS. memo: Call royal glassmaker to commission new stained glass window.

Want to talk Tia

DO IT!!!

@Ventig  
This and… you know… she can fly…

@Ventig  
and getting blasted in the chest and falling a good 100ft with no visible damage.

We need Celestia suicide marathon… Which considers what she is immortal.

Wat?

She survived being blasted in the face with magic.  
I doubt this would work

More than one? o_o

was it an iron will?

 
Or alternatively  
“Alrigth I’ve finished setting up the will,all your assets and worldy possessions will now henceforth be the property of A “Twiligth sparkle” including one “Golden oaks library” and all it’s contents.”  
“Please princess I don’t understand why your making me do this.”  
“Oh hush now Yellow Pages I’ve told you that the mortgage you took on that tree home makes your debt indefinite until death and I don’t want to go on another tirade with the Equestrian Internal Revenue system so for the sake of my students friendship lessons you need to go.”  
“But-”  
“Come Now my little pony. You don’t want to disappoint your princess do you?”  
“…No…but why a hanging why not something less dramatic like Hemlock or nightshade or cycnade.”  
“Oh just get your neck in the noose already!”

THE ASS WAS FAT.