@wildrook
 
Ponies are vegetarians.
 
It’s a tomatoes, mushrooms and bell pepper pizza.

This kind’ve reminds me of that one scene in the movie ‘Scary Godmother’. It was after Harry, the werewolf, ate all the food from the snack table at the monsters’ Halloween party. They had to order in pizza, and when the pizza guy (who was a skeleton) brought the pizza, the monsters realized that they didn’t have any money. Well, the other monsters decided to sneak behind and search for money on Bugaboo, the monsters’ residential under-the-bed/hide-in-your-closet monster.
 
But, before the monsters got the idea, the pizza delivery skeleton said that the Scary Godmother could always ‘sign for it’. Meaning, she could make a literal Deal with the Devil, and sell her magical and fun-loving soul to the pizza-delivering skeleton, JUST TO PAY FOR SEVERAL BOXES OF PIZZA!! That scene in that movie always sort of creeped me out, but was also always UNBELIEVABLY HILARIOUS!
 
I Like Pizza!!!!!

Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger Pizza.

“Oh but I have no money.”  
“THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!”  
“THIS ESCALATED IN A WAY I DIDN’T EXPECT!”