Anyone remember the Muppet show episode with Danny Kaye as the guest star? I like how in that one Statler Waldorf decided they weren’t even going to bother watching the show because they mistakenly believed the guest star was a tuned clam player named Manny Kaye.

Statler: You know, Bright Mac could have it worse.  
Waldorf: He’s dead! How could he have it worse?  
Statler: He could still be alive and married.  
Waldorf: How’s that bad?  
Statler: Look at your wife. Or mine for that matter.  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 
Waldorf: Do you know why Marble Pie is the perfect pony waifu?  
Statler: Because she never speaks?  
Waldorf: Exactly!  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 
Waldorf: You know what I’d like Twilight to read?  
Statler: The script?  
Waldorf: The script.  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 
Statler: So Celestia is a horrible actress.  
Waldorf: Not like she stands out.  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Dirty Bit  
Thanks! Now, here’s some more.
 
Statler: What a show that was!  
Waldorf: You actually liked that mess of an episode?  
Statler: No. I thought it would be bad, but not that bad.  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 
Waldorf: You know what the difference is between Newborn Cuties and this episode?  
Statler: No, what?  
Waldorf: Newborn Cuties was so bad it’s good, but this episode was so bad it’s bad!  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 
Statler: Hey, Twilight! A “True, True Friend” would’ve let us out a while ago!
 
Waldorf: ARGH! THAT CASTLE IS SO BRIGHT IT’S BURNING MY EYES!  
Statler: Then look away from it!  
Waldorf: NO! IF I STARE AT IT LONG ENOUGH, I WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE THE SHOW ANYMORE!  
Statler: Okay. I guess I’ll stare at it too.
 
Statler: I hear G5 is going to give Applejack a new personality.  
Waldorf: Remove the “new” and you’d be right.  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho!
 
Waldorf: The Season 4 finale sure was nostalgic, wasn’t it?  
Statler: What’d it remind you of?  
Waldorf: Our lives before watching this show!  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 
Statler: Ugh… when’s the show gonna start?  
Waldorf: It’s over. You passed out just before it began.  
Statler: What did I miss?  
Waldorf: Absolutely nothing.  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@fredsworth
 
Props for the second one XD

Statler: That episode is the best this show will ever have.  
Waldorf: But, this is only the first one.  
Statler: Exactly!  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho!
 
Waldorf: You know, “Smile” was actually a pretty good song.  
Statler: Really?  
Waldorf: Yeah. I can’t wait till it’s broadcast in HD.  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 
Statler: I can think of only one thing that can make this show worse.  
Waldorf: What’s that?  
Statler: If it was dragged on for yet another season.  
Waldorf: Well, they’ve been making that mistake since they announced Season 2!  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 
Waldorf: I’ve always found something weird.  
Statler: What?  
Waldorf: The fact that some people are complaining that the show has been going down the drain since Lauren Faust left.  
Statler: How so?  
Waldorf: Did you really think it was any better when she was still there?  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 
Statler: This show is only going to go downhill from here.  
Waldorf: You say that after every episode!  
Statler: And haven’t I always been right?  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Waldorf: I hate it when the curtain falls at the end.  
Statler: But that means it’s finally over!  
Waldorf: Yes, but I wish it fell before the theme song already!  
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

“Uggh…”  
“What’s the matter with you?”  
“It’s either this show or indigestion. I hope it’s indigestion.”  
“Why’s that?”  
“It’ll get better.”

There’s a fic over on fimfiction where these two (renamed Saddler and Stalldorf) get up to their usual shenanigans during Trixie’s performance in Hoofington…

(After watching the CMC’s song in “The Show Stoppers”)
 
Waldorf: That’s the kind of act you never forget.  
Stadler: No matter how hard you try!  
Both: Doh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

@Cypresswolf
 
Dooh-hohohohohohoho~!!

Statler: I know what’s wrong with this show.  
Waldorf: What?  
Statler: It’s the theatre.  
Waldorf: What’s wrong with it?  
Statler: The seats face the stage.

Ponify everything i guess

@hentaispyder  
*Doh-hohohoho

Walford: “You find this funny?”  
Statler: “Neigh.”  
Both: “WHAHAHAHAHA.”