@Skye Pendragon  
Ancient Human technology in the same episode as the Cutie Mark Magic two-parter? Are you mad? X3

@Scootaloo The Awesome  
What about introducing Scootaloo to the science of Artificial Aviation? With her talent on a scooter and inability to fly on her own despite being a pegasus, I think being a pilot would suit her perfectly.

@Orangecraz  
that would make for a great episode.

@Scootaloo The Awesome  
Perhaps she should take lessons from Bulk then. Then she can learn the secret technique of flying with tiny wings!

in my headcanon she will eventaly fly shes just a late bloomer, basides builk bicaps can fly and his wings are smaller, if Scoots don’t fly it will make no sense.

Not shown: Diamond and Silver’s parents grounding them.

@Orangecraz  
Perfect time to forget a lesson. (sarcasm)

@HighRollerHydra  
They forget every lesson. Don’t you know? All cartoon characters suffer Aesop Amnesia.

Hey, um, remember the “One Bad Apple” episode? Where the lesson is to always tell an adult if someone’s bullying you?
 
Yeah, did you three FORGET that lesson?!

(cracks knuckles) Where are these a-hole fillies?!

@Orangecraz  
The Planck Length is a very confusing concept. This was basically a parody of it.

@Ferrotter  
I am both enlightened by your logic, and confused as to what exactly awesomeness has to do with physics.
 
You are a really good user/abuser of logic.

The real reason Scootaloo can’t fly is physics. It’s related to the Planck Length. Even crippled, Scootaloo is almost as awesome as Rainbow Dash, but at a fraction of the size. If she could also fly, she would contain enough awesome that the awesomeness density would cause her to collapse into a black hole. Which would suck. Therefore, the only way awesome could flow into Scootaloo would be from something with more awesome density than her – but if it had more awesomeness density than her it would also be a black hole, and awesome goes into a black hole, not out of it and into Scootaloo. It’s therefore physically impossible for anything Scootaloo’s size to take in enough awesome enough to both be Scootaloo and fly.

You don’t have to be a gun…

Superman…