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“Twily, did you eat the crayons?”  
(Twily shakes her head vociferously)

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You know the Jelly Belly’s Bertie Botts’ Every Flavor Beans? I ate the dirt flavored one, and thought decisively, “Yes. This tastes just like dirt.  
…  
How do I know that?”
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I remembered tasting my own blood as a child thinking it was ketchup.
 
That, and I think I remembered tasting glue…
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My parents had poison control on speed dial. I’m surprised I survived my early childhood. Like the time I got into the previously unopened bottle of chewable vitamins and ate the whole thing…
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[screams in German]
@Beau Skunky  
I never did stuff like that as a kid.  
The only time I did stuff like that was taking small pieces of polystyrene and eating it.  
I have no idea why I did that anyway.
 
(I pooped it out.)
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Rub my belly!
Tiny Twi’ is adorable.
 
Personally, I don’t recall ever trying to eat crayons, “Play-Dough,” or anything like that as a kid… I do remember rolling up a Mcdonald’s plastic/vinyl sticker (those kind that only stick to smoother/plastic/glassy surfaces, do you know what I’m talking about?) and sticking it up my nose.  
It came back out a day later, and I pulled it out… One of the weirdest/stupidest things I did as a kid.