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“Eye number 5 is my favorite eye. I could stare into it for hours…”
“…Isn’t that one the disintegration ray?”
“That’s why I said I COULD stare into it…but I don’t.”
The eyes have it, then!
I bet you anything Discord always loses to the optometrist/hypnotist dating a Beholder.
I bet Discord doesn’t, but Ahuizotl does (using an ancient artifact to power up or something), yet he still loses most of the time anyway XD .
Besides, it’s probably not just these two at the meetings; I bet there’s a couple of other ponies attending who have their own monstrous-looking boyfriend or girlfriend.
That seems a bit more fair… If Discord doesn’t cheat.
Hmmm… Make it no magic allowed, physical fighting only then?
So, Fluttershy and Discord never have to bring food, then? How long before Ahuizotl gets sick of getting tossed around by the reality warper and suggests that Daring and Fluttershy be the ones fighting next time?
Seriously, though, this doesn’t seem like a fair fight to me.
It probably helps to relieve some of those violent urges the monster half might have so they won’t accidentally hurt civilians (or their partner. … Unless of course, they’re into that, lol) and cause a mob.
Also, the winning couple gets bragging rights for the week & won’t have to bring food for the next meeting.
… I don’t know why I’m making up theories about this. Maybe ‘cause I’m suddenly craving a fanfic of that idea XD ?
It probably helps to relieve some of those violent urges the monster half might have so they won’t accidentally hurt civilians (or their partner. … Unless of course, they’re into that, lol) and cause a mob.
Also, the winning couple gets bragging rights for the week & won’t have to bring food for the next meeting.
… I don’t know why I’m making up theories about this. Maybe ‘cause I’m suddenly craving a fanfic of that idea XD ?