@ObliviaTheChangeling
 
No! None of that! Shame on you!

All hail the Violent Savior!
 
Fahoo fores dahoo dores.

Applejack: Well howdy there, stranger! Welcome to the town of Ponyville! We found you injured in the Everfree Forest and nursed you back to health! I’m Applejack, and this is my little sister Apple Bloom! Say hello, Apple Bloom!
 
Apple Bloom: Hi there!
 
Bardock: …there is nothing about this situation that doesn’t make me want to violently vomit out my own internal organs. I despise you both son intensely that I can’t tell if my vision is blurry from my near-death experience or from my unforgiving rage. If allowed, once back to full health, I will gut you with an honest-to-God smile on my face, and then proceed to paint the house I build from your bodies with your very blood.
 
Applejack: …….ya hear that, Apple Bloom? You made a friend!
 
Apple Bloom: Yaaaay!!!

@SonicxDash
 
LOL XD

Here’s a video version of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B8kM_gMbB0

“I am the legendary super saiyan”  
“Hooray. We’re all super saiyans”  
“I WILL EAT YOU”

@Dirty Bit  
Of all the stupid… asinine… Shark jumping BULLSHIT!!!

@Elesh Norn  
I’d go down there and eat their village if I hadn’t already filled up on rocks.

“I swear to god I’m gonna eat their entire race.”

story of bardock was AWESOME.

do you want to kill a planet?

do you want to kill a planet?

“What year is it?”
 
“2222%!”
 
“B.C. or A.D.?”
 
“The hell are those%?”
 
“…I’m in the fucking past…”

I dont get it.

I actually had that thought at one point