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Description
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!
NIGHTMARE MOON
VS
SOLAR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
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NIGHTMARE MOON
VS
SOLAR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
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Source
not provided yet
Reminds me of hitler vs vader 1
Throws Solar Flare into a wall
Moon:
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Suck my darkened clit!
Now take a step back so I can send you off in just a bit!||
Uses a spell to send her off to the moon
A little banishment class for your cake chomping ass!
I’ll contact my friend in Ponyville, see who got the last laugh!
|| You’re burned Nightmare, you must feel like a warm bun.
You need to light up cat, here step in my sun!
I’ll turn all your powers against you, just my day inducing platers.
What’s your eternal night lamers gonna do against my clan of bright naters?||
Foul language below
||Moon:
You can’t rhyme against the dark side of the moon so why even bother?
With so many alternate versions, I might even be your brother.
You’re a pissed off little bitch, with a equestrian nitch.
You call that a mark? I’ve seen better drawings done on a piece of bark.
You bunt, let me remind you who you’re messing with, everything you did, I’m the motherbucker who invented it.
I’m the original dark mare, you’re like the sunbutt’s inner lust flare, my dark forces make yours look like somepony took a piece of manure and cloned it. ||
(Yes, some of these words are real, look them up)
I AM SOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR FLARE, THE TERROR OF THE DAY!
Little known fact, ALSO GREAT IN THE HAY!
You are Nightmare Moon, the pathetic mare with a mane.
I’m surprised you haven’t gone and got a date with a frickin dane!
You can control the moon, I CONTROL THE DAMN SUN!
When this thing is over I’ll make you an absolute bum!
Look at you, you don’t even have a badass name.
I prefered you in the mirror universe, when you were at the top of the lane!