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Seconded. No need to crowbar sing-alongs where they don’t belong.
Waitin’ for the bus with his hands in his pockets,
He just kept sayin’ “Life is like a box of chocolates.”
Hmmm, not sure…
Gump sat alone on a bench in a park, “Hello, my name is Forrest” he casually remarked…
(Okay, you don’t really have to!)
Aaah, aaa, aa-aa-aaaa, aaah. Aa-aa
Aaah, aaa, aa-aa-aaaa, yecch!
…so now what do we do?
But you’d probably think it bites
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
There’s no cops or traffic lights
Livin’ in an Amish Paradise.
We’re all crazy Mennonites,
livin’ in an Amish Paradise.
We’ve been spending most our lives
Livin’ in an Amish Paradise.
So don’t be vain and don’t be whiny, or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your heinie!
I’m the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like,
on my knees day and night scorin’ points for the afterlife!
Think you’re really righteous? Think you’re pure of heart?
Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
Hitchin’ up the buggy, churnin’ lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I’ll raise anutter!
We don’t fight, we all play nice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
There’s no time for sin and vice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise.
We’re just plain and simple guys, livin’ in an Amish Paradise.
It’s as primitive as can be
Like Robinson Crusoe
Not a single luxury
There’s no phone, no lights, no motorcar
We’re just technologically impaired
But we ain’t really quaint, so please don’t point and stare.