@Invictus  
We haven’t even paid the phone bill in 300 years!

@sumbozo  
If you come to visit, you’ll be bored to tears

@FanOfMostEverything  
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool!

@sigh  
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat

@FanOfMostEverything  
An Amish with a ‘tude? You know that’s unheard of.

@sumbozo  
But I ain’t never punched a tourist, even if he deserved it.

@Invictus  
Because I’ll be laughing my head off while he’s burning in hell!

I see I wasn’t the only one thinking that….

@Solitude  
I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well

@FanOfMostEverything  
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek.

@FanOfMostEverything  

@Background Human  
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week.

@sumbozo  
We sell quilts at discount price, livin’ in an Amish Paradise.

@FanOfMostEverything  
It’s hard work and sacrifice, livin’ in an Amish Paradise.

I’ve churned butter once or twice  
Livin’ in an Amish paradise.

Cheese Sandwich: Hey! That’s my song!  
Pinkie: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

A parody of a parody of a song sampling a song.

Weird Al pls go