How ironic. Pinkie’s parents are Amish stereotypes to begin with and she grew up on a rock farm. This is quite serendipitous.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that vinyl’s eye color in now canon?

@sigh  
Seconded. No need to crowbar sing-alongs where they don’t belong.

@sumbozo  
Waitin’ for the bus with his hands in his pockets,  
He just kept sayin’ “Life is like a box of chocolates.”

We had a good run guys, time to wait until the next one.

@lasty  
Hmmm, not sure…
 
Gump sat alone on a bench in a park, “Hello, my name is Forrest” he casually remarked…
 
(Okay, you don’t really have to!)

@Invictus  
Aaah, aaa, aa-aa-aaaa, aaah. Aa-aa  
Aaah, aaa, aa-aa-aaaa, yecch!
 
…so now what do we do?

@FanOfMostEverything  
But you’d probably think it bites  
Livin’ in an Amish paradise

@lasty  
There’s no cops or traffic lights  
Livin’ in an Amish Paradise.

@FanOfMostEverything  
We’re all crazy Mennonites,  
livin’ in an Amish Paradise.

@sumbozo  
We’ve been spending most our lives  
Livin’ in an Amish Paradise.

@sigh  
So don’t be vain and don’t be whiny, or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your heinie!

@lasty  
I’m the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like,  
on my knees day and night scorin’ points for the afterlife!

@sumbozo  
Think you’re really righteous? Think you’re pure of heart?  
Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!

@Invictus  
Hitchin’ up the buggy, churnin’ lots of butter  
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I’ll raise anutter!

@FanOfMostEverything  
We don’t fight, we all play nice  
Livin’ in an Amish paradise

@sumbozo  
There’s no time for sin and vice  
Livin’ in an Amish paradise.

We been spending most our lives livin’ in an Amish Paradise.  
We’re just plain and simple guys, livin’ in an Amish Paradise.

@FanOfMostEverything  
It’s as primitive as can be

@Invictus  
Like Robinson Crusoe

@FanOfMostEverything  
Not a single luxury

@Invictus  
There’s no phone, no lights, no motorcar

@FanOfMostEverything  
We’re just technologically impaired

@sigh  
But we ain’t really quaint, so please don’t point and stare.