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Dear derpibooru
I know this haven’t been the most honest letter you’ll ever receive, but I decided to quit derpibooru for life. I know I have been foolish with Bluntwhiskey in the past couple of months and for that I apologize. If I wouldn’t have bothered her in the first place, I probably wouldn’t have been banned for 1000 years (12 - 15 lifetimes) in the first place.
Due to the recent disaster on the IRC, I felt very guilty in myself. I just wanted to be like everyone else on the site, but due to my silliness, discomfort and vulgarity mayhem, the derpibooru staff had gave me a 1000 year ban just for trying to have a second chance. I know the thousand years is a joke, but if you really want to put me away for good, why not make it forever? Because I doubt anyone going live until my ban had reached 100 years. So, that is why I will not upload stuff.
I’m not going quit the fandom all together, however, because I can have more fun chatting on 4chan, transferring stuff onto paheal, and making everyone happy as anon. I will still be lurking these pages, but only to download stuff only. I wish I could do something to prevent this from happening, but looks like I can’t.
TLDR version: I still be lurking derpibooru but I’m only here to either transfer stuff onto paheal or to upload my parasprites with horsecock requests. (which is very unlikely)
Good luck on making this site as great than it already was, and thank you for all the support.
XOXO, speedy05
I know this haven’t been the most honest letter you’ll ever receive, but I decided to quit derpibooru for life. I know I have been foolish with Bluntwhiskey in the past couple of months and for that I apologize. If I wouldn’t have bothered her in the first place, I probably wouldn’t have been banned for 1000 years (12 - 15 lifetimes) in the first place.
Due to the recent disaster on the IRC, I felt very guilty in myself. I just wanted to be like everyone else on the site, but due to my silliness, discomfort and vulgarity mayhem, the derpibooru staff had gave me a 1000 year ban just for trying to have a second chance. I know the thousand years is a joke, but if you really want to put me away for good, why not make it forever? Because I doubt anyone going live until my ban had reached 100 years. So, that is why I will not upload stuff.
I’m not going quit the fandom all together, however, because I can have more fun chatting on 4chan, transferring stuff onto paheal, and making everyone happy as anon. I will still be lurking these pages, but only to download stuff only. I wish I could do something to prevent this from happening, but looks like I can’t.
TLDR version: I still be lurking derpibooru but I’m only here to either transfer stuff onto paheal or to upload my parasprites with horsecock requests. (which is very unlikely)
Good luck on making this site as great than it already was, and thank you for all the support.
XOXO, speedy05
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Its on his baraag
“This is gonna be short, but personal issues with the law where I’m from (UK), I have no other option but to announce my early retirement from Western animated L commissions and/or commissions in general.
It’s a sad day, but I’m sure you’ll understand.”
“I literally can’t access my discord or PayPal for the time being due to the fact that some of the accounts requires some two factor thing/ authentication via apps which are connected through the old phone. So I guess I’m boned until i get an update from the police.
But long story short, I’m retiring from the porn game. I don’t know when I’ll be back, but just know that I’ll always love you guys no matter what”
He hasn’t been seen since.
Proof?
Saw that coming a while away tbh
That’s why you should always carry a stick o’ dynamite with you, or at least build a nice big botany bomb in the prison garden.
I don’t think you realize something.
Even if you get let out of jail, everyone is convinced you killed someone, nobody will give you a job, your family and friends wont care so much about you, and life will be all around shit.
I’d honestly rather off myself.
As far as I know, yeah.
wait, this is the guy responsible for the pornosprites, too?
Wow. All I really knew about Speedy was his obsession with horsecocks, parasprites, and horsecocks on parasprites. I didn’t know this. Jesus Christ.
I had a feeling it was him.
hey now, remember rule number 0. especially so on your mod account. as amusing as your response is and it is amusing you need to lead by example. no matter how much respect they deserve, you still need to be the better person.
but on the otherhand, I personally feel that mods that dont kiss ass deserve a lot more respect(treating fellow users as equals, etc etc etc).@Background Pony #8D11 can suck it. respectfully of course. :)
>still believes you deserve respect
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.
Oh, and you’re Speedy05, anyways.
Figured as much.
If you think we should have any respect for people threatening to kill others over not making free art for them, you’re more than free to suck out a massive log straight from my anus and choke on it.
Except Speedy is very clearly behaving in a way not deserving of respect in that chat log.
Well, I think this entire site is pretty much braindead staff who doesn’t learn how to treat their respected users properly, in my honest opinion.
Bullshit. Browse some ‘people’ pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
He’s been at this non-stop for about half a year. Few trolls are that dedicated.
Reading that chatlog, this “Speedy” guy really comes off as a troll. Especially with how much other people are raging at him.
No human being is that braindead. Such stupidity can only be escribed to trolling.
I miss Bombing Run.