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NATG III Day 11 - “Draw a pony at a museum.”
Lyra learning about prehistoric wildlife.
Lyra learning about prehistoric wildlife.
Actually, more like this:
Lyra: “If they weren’t intelligent, why call them ’sapiens’?”
Guide pony: “Actually, that’s what they called themselves. We would have called them something else but you see, like when a pony dies, it is simply respectful to carve their names on their tombstones. They named themselves ‘Sapiens’ so that’s what we’re putting there. Does that answer your question, Ms. Heartstrings?”
Museum Curator: “No, we discovered their ‘YouTube’.”
Nice insult, NOT!!
In Equestrian, “sapien” means small and smelly.
very
But wise?… not so much… Which might I note is a fairly bad combination.
Proportionately, squirrel monkeys have larger brains and smaller teeth than Homo sapiens sapiens. Except the canine teeth; those are pretty badass in a squirrel monkey. Proportionately to squirrel monkeys weighing about a pound and a half, anyway.
Homo Sapiens had smaller brains and larger teeth than Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
Huh???
And then I say to myself. “That name is just silly.”
This is what boredom does to the mind.
You heard wrong my friend, it’s not not painful.
I know that feel. You think I was expecting this to happen when I uploaded this picture?
“Wow, now that I’m frozen in this block of ice I can think clearly now. I can see the solution to every problem! All the cures the world needs were right in front of us! We just need to-”
*brain freezes up*
…The fuck….YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Gets darted in the ass
SHIT THEY’RE GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE!
Don’t be silly!
You’ll make a fine Polkadotted Pansy-Face.
But I don’t wanna be a lady bug man…Thing…People are gonna make shitty creepypastas about me!
Hey, don’t worry.
I hear the process of splicing your DNA with that of ladybug is mostly painless.
>mfw comments
Right, I’ll just take my laptop, book, and glass of coca-cola somewhere else then.
Do I need to continue?
….Fuck….