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Background Pony #33A0
There should be more ‘special talent fetish’ ponies, like a watersports pony who can pee whenever and however they want, in any flavor. A hooves pony who has the softest hooves in the pony world, and is an expert on making horseshoes and giving hoof massages. An inflation pony with a body and organs that react like rubber, allowing them to inflate and deflate like a balloon, also allowing them to fly or swim by those abilities, if a bit oddly. A vore pony who has the ability to swallow anything painlessly and allow them to travel through their body without being digested.
 
I don’t even like half these fetishes, and I would enjoy seeing ponies like this, gender not mattering. No idea why, I just find them silly and fun, even if they can be pretty stupid.
Background Pony #60AC
This O.C. is a misogynist’s wet dream. “Keep ’em pregnant and in the home!”
Background Pony #CB6E
@paluzna: not a bad start, but maybe something like this:
 
“Looking for a surrogate mother? Nopony is as perfect for the job as Bundle Joy (Aka, Bunny or BunBun). Her powerful womb has a 99% fertility rate, and less than 0.1% failure rate. In fact, she is so perfectly in tune with her womb, that she knows the foal’s gender almost immediately, can determine if it has prepartum issues, and can even determine when labour will start… with 95% accuracy. Her cutie mark indicates her tender loving care abilities around the house, so you can bet your home will be made just perfect for baby’s arrival! (She looks forward to passing this wonderful legacy to her very own children.)”
 
Okay, there we go! Now somepony get to work on that fanfic, chop chop!
donut64s
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my headcanon is earth ponies are better at stuff like this. i.e. significantly less chance of miscarriage, death during foalbirth, and birth to twins.
Background Pony #7ACA
@paluzna  
If what you’re good at is getting pregnant, you’ve gotta be really good at it for it to be much of a “special talent”.
paluzna

@Background Pony  
i know, but its way too focused on it, the fact that its over-the-top-perfection doesnt help at all…
 
maybe if the text werent so jarring, like:  
“a brodmare by profession and hobby. whit a great rate of pregnancy and boasting zero miscarriages, she is whithout a doubt one of the best ones at what she does in the entirety of equestria! she is also famous for most often tha not having 2 or 3 foals at time, she is quite skilled at cooking and also enjoys babysitting”
 
the cooking/babysitting thing should be more focused on, but whatever, you get the point…
 
 
also… at what age did she get cutie mark like that?…. holy fuck…. how? just HOW?!
Background Pony #7ACA
@paluzna  
Of course she’s focused on one thing, and she’s really good at it. It’s her fucking special talent.
paluzna

@Background Pony  
>most whatever in equestria  
>100% rate of of anything  
>impliyed super lust hormones  
>almost always pregnant  
>2 or 3 at time  
its too… perfecti-ish, and too focused on just one thing.
 
4/10 would’nt read again  
and thats because the desing is actualy likeable and fitting whit the theme.
Background Pony #7ACA
@Itsthinking  
Pretty much any general that the mods deem likely to attract NSFW posts is banned.
 
MLPchan lets threads be marked as mature, so there’s more freedom in what can be posted.
Spirit

@paluzna  
I suppose, or she just likes being a mother. then again if this is on a yearly basis, there are many bundle Joy children running around with different daddies ._.’ …