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Ra-ri-ty!, Ra-ri-ty! What do you wanna make? You wanna make some wood-davers with me? I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said pine cones! Pine cones! Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful! Sell ‘em at Sugarcube Corner! Sell ‘em at the five and dime! Rarity, you gotta get on the train, get on the wood-davers train! Here goes the wood-davers train! It’s takin’ off! It’s a new century! I can’t remember cereal, I can’t remember the library. Is it Winter Wrap-Up yet? I’ll run you over in football, run you down the field like Discord!
SNORT
Vectors credited to their respective artists (I got lazy).
SNORT
Vectors credited to their respective artists (I got lazy).
Whaddya got for me? (smack)
You want some salad?
Pasta Salad?
Potato Salad?
Fruit Salad…
Salad as a rock?
(beat)
Uhh… Big Mac, what are we doing here?
Ooh….feeling dizzy….falls
You was tryin’ to jank me!
Umm……Spike what are we doing here?
Salad as a rock…?
“DID YOU JUST SAY PARASPRITE?!”
Of course! Obvious in hindsight.
Snowflake?
But who would be Strong Mad in this scenario? Applejack? Celestia? The mayor?
No.
GET DOWN!!!
No.No………parakeet
….DID YOU SAY PARAKEET?!
I tried that once as a science project.
Or did I do the electro-conductivity of stream water instead? I can’t remember.