I guess the Muslim equivalent would be Sunnis, Shias, and Ibadis. Though no one really cares about Ibadis I don’t think. Sufis? Eh, maybe.

Also, sluggards? Lol.

@Zenith Benigne
Yeah thats true. We forget that too often. Jesus is the most important and we should use him our reference point and our source of unity.

The best is to actually believe in Jesus. Protestant or Orthodoxy or Catholic, we still believe in Jesus.

Misers because Protestants are stereotyped as greedy merchants like British and American or Dutch. They are seen to have the Protestant work ethic which instead of seeing manual labor or merchant buisness as lesser, Protestants especially Calvinists see them as being favored by God.

Sluggards because Catholics are often thought of valuing shunning hard work as in buisness activities and having too high a sense of nobility like Spanish or French nobility. A Spanish nobleman would be thought to rather die a poor man than work as a wealthy blacksmith because it would be not noble.

And Orthodox… I guess Russia maybe with their imperialism torwards Siberia? And uh Russia is Orthodox and Orthodoxy came from Greece so Orthodox pegasus connection?

@K9Thefirst1  
The Inquisition actually considered belief in witchcraft to be superstitious nonsense and barely ever even investigated it, much less burned them at the stake.

SETTLE IT IN SMASH!

Those damn sluggards!

It’s funny being a protestant and seeing this. I honestly like the sobering reminder that starting conflicts like these never ends well.

See this is why Gnosticism is the best

I love this image. It sums up so perfectly my view on inter-christian fighting.

@Mori  
Lol, Mormons are sort of Protestants to Protestantism.

@Millennial Dan  
Agreed, though your use of the term “denomination” informs me that you are a Protestant. Orthodox and Catholics both view themselves as the unified Deposit of Faith and the One True Church.  
And in truth, they are not far from reconciliation. Pray for a healing.

@KirbyfanNeox  
Meaning, Protestant.  
Pretty much any Christian who does not affiliate with an apostolic See is a Protestant.

So which is which ?
 
Rainbow Dash - Catholic  
Rarity - Protestant  
Pinkie Pie - Orthodox
 
Makes sense to me.
 
@K9Thefirst1  
I highly doubt there was a”point” to this, it’s a joke. Also most Inquisitors (excluding those who became political tools) didn’t believe in witchcraft.

@Millennial Dan  
For the Protestant one: The most famous group of protestants (to Americans at least), would be the Puritans, the pilgrams that are famous for the Thanksgiving story.
 
Orthodox: The big Orthodox Church state in the middle ages was the Eastern Roman Empire (you may have heard of it referred to as the Byzantine Empire). Being on the edge of civilized society (in Europe) and on the borders of invading hordes such as the Mongols and the Huns, they would have looked little better than the Land Vikings.
 
Catholics: I’d like to direct you towards the fact that “Inquisition” was a thing, and that while Protestants did so as well, Witch Burning is also closely associated with said Inquisition.
 
There’s no doubt more to it than that, and these are clearly simply over-simplified generalizations, but that’s what the maker of this was aiming at.

Taoists are dirty hippies!
 
I’m okay with this!

And in the end the mormons won!

Good thing I’m non-denominational.

Savages? Sluggards? Misers? I happen to be one of those denominations, and none of these make any sense to me.

@SnozzleFozzle
 
He’ll win for now.
 
Just as planned.

Guys, guys…what about the Time Cube?

surprised that this didn’t bring up the cryo/freezing fetish

Yea, those are cute  

Thorism