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_Wonderful day! Makes me feel so happy that my face is nuuumb!
My heart is racing along, ba-ra-pa-papapapuuuuuum!
So many ponies and places to meet now that I’ve lost my joooob!
They say, “Young mare, the world’s your oyster-”
“HEY! HEY, GET THE B**K OFF ME! _NO! ***** NO!*”
“Jus-Jus’ gimmie a second…”
[Heavy snorting]
“Nope!”
“FANTASTIC NEWS!” [Twilight Snapple laughter]
I don’t know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
Well done op, well done.
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money’s all gone
I got a dalmation, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot
With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes;
The sun is shining so I head for the park,
With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes…
I got a cousin and she got a friend,
Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help;
At his apartment I knocked on the door,
He wouldn’t come out until he got paid…