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She has a bit of a history when it comes to racism. Shiny doesn’t like to talk about it.
“Hey Sweetie Belle! Do you remember how to treat someone who has ingested too much pesticide?”
“Too much pesticide? You mean like there’s a safe amount to drink?”
“Someone drank pesticide? Why would they do that?”
“I dunno, but shouldn’t they like drink milk to help neutralize the poison?”
“Are you sure it’s a poison? Isn’t a toxin?”
“CUTIE MARK CRUSADER-“
“Not you!”
Don’t worry, Spike knows to call the CDC when those two get like that. :p
I think I know where this is going.
Dammit, Cadance xD .
Quick, ask the DM if you can roll another Perception Check, but looking for something else that’s also out of the ordinary. Any decent DM would allow it.
Nat 1
Quick, Cadance, roll for a successful Perception check!
[Afterwards]
Cadance: [ACTIVATING SENSOR ARRAYS]
Shining Armor: “Cadance! Why did you change your mane style all of the sudden? I liked the way it looked 2 and a half minutes ago!”
Princess Cadance: “…”
Princess Cadance: * waifu senses detect bug queen pheromones in the area *
Princess Cadance: “oh shiny, sometimes I’m forgetful, please tell me Exactly how I looked 5 minutes ago?”
Edited because: I'm drinking soda right now. 🥤
Shining: “You seem different lately, Cady.”
Chrysalis: [Nervous sweating]
Shining: “Is it…”
Chrysalis: [NERVOUS SWEATING]
Shining: “Your mane? Did you switch from your usual shampoo?”
Planet Earth: [Facepalm]
Edited because: I'm eating a pork chop right now
Shining Armor: “hmmm, makes sense.”
Nah, she just has a pink fur coat she throws on whenever she gets cold. But there’s nothing wrong with a Perfectly Normal Pony Princess™ having a healthy black chitin.
Now if he can only figure out why his wife’s skin color keeps changing… Probably has something to with how much exposure to sun light she’s been getting lately…
He’s an uncomplicated stallion when it comes to his darkest secrets xD .
Shining Armors “top secret” information includes corn dogs, skate boards and telescopes.
she’s in the back. right behind Wallflower Blush
“Hi honeys”