She’s spewin’.

She got revenge

@Meanlucario  
Indeed.

@Beau Skunky  
Both sides can be.

@Poptard  
I used to work in retail too, though I was very nice to costumers, even when they weren’t to me.
 
Costumers can actually be quite annoying too.

Read the coupon, Book Horse

Don’t worry, just show up next week, with 8 items of clearance section soap or paper towels or something nobperishabe and resellable. Have both a manufacturer coupon and a store coupon (or a store deal) that, when combined, mean the store owes you money. Include a combination of items you have slightly outdated coupons for, forcing her to scrutinize each and every one for extra long afterwards. Don’t forget to act offended when they follow the rules, and look at the management photos at the information desk to lie how Middle Manager would always take those coupons. Arbitrarily drop an entire group of items because you change your mind, and you want your coupons back. For extra points, find out when she’s going on break, and then ambush her one minute beforehand, because a good little employee like her will stick around until it’s done.
 
I know this works, it will make a cashier want to end you. I speak from experience.

That is an oddly packed “eight pack”. There are three rolls on the top, meaning there are three rolls beneath, meaning that is a six pack. Or, weirder, it is stacked like a nine pack, with three rows of three, and one roll is missing from the middle.

“Cushy Tushie” makes me smile so hard. :D

I still kinda like Ellen, she doesn’t try to be malicious, or anything, she just follows her job too strictly, or just says awkward things.
 
How can anyone hate this face?

@Dirty Bit  

 
At least that reference was funny.

@raw19
 
…You just had to remind me that that was a thing.

And then Twilight turned Ellen into TP…

Someone is gonna get turned into an orange.
 
A very talkative, very annoying orange.

Well, that’s just awful of them
 
@brony-in-denial
 
If they didn’t deserve that last time…

@Powdered_toast_mare  
They have a monopoly on the other stores.

@kleptomage  
ikr? Seriously why does she keep shopping there

Twilight will be back next week with a big bag of pennies.

Twilight should really find a better store.

The hell do you mean ‘starts’ next week?

Blast her face off, Twilight, no jury would convict you.