As it loaded on on my gorgeous dinosaur of a PC, it ran slowly enough that it actually looked like Sunny had asked her something, and then Cellie started to reply to, but froze as some sort of shocking realization comes over her, then, finally, just puts her head in her hands. Like there was actual drama there. Like, she could literally be running a meth operation out of the campus, the hit she called out on an enemy went REALLY south REALLY fast, and this was her suddenly realizing the cartels AND the rest of the enemies she’s made were now coming for them all, or something. How did it get so bad, she thinks? Where did I go wrong? I literally just wanted to raise some money for a student with leukemia, it really started out as a bake sale, and it turned out that Applejack of all people had a “family recipe” that Twi could refine into the most powerful, most refined, purest, most artistically beautiful and long-lasting Methamphetamine ever seen in the history of mankind. On steroids, because Magic. The stuff is so magically, beautiful pure that it would literally be healthy if it wasn’t, y’know, meth, and because of the magic involved, it’s utterly irreproducible to anyone and everyone who doesn’t have a geode or access to an Equestrian portal and people who are on it are eerily augmented, this shit actually makes you smarter (as well as paranoid, because METH). And then fuck all the bake sales and candy sales, because this isn’t chemistry anymore, it’s a chemical formula that prints money. And the kid got the money, and then ALL the kids got the money, and so did the school, and then herself and Luna and the Psychotic Genius Six-plus-however many friends they’ve made along the way. And they got a LOT. And a lot of enemies, and allies who they wound up turning on and stabbing in the back (to be sure, those allies were about to stab THEM in the back, and all she did was speed up the process and put it on her terms). But now, by making what seemed to be perfectly rational decisions all the while, it’s all coming down, no one is left on their side, being either dead or turned.

“What the fuck now?”

God bless this beautiful, psychotic, stuttering, laggy Frankenstein-ass mess I call a personal computer (she prefers to be called Winona) and 1 gram of edibles for helping turn a cute and funny gif into 7 seasons of Better Call Twi, compressed into thirty seconds.

 
earlier that day

@Flummoxed Phoenix  
Good eye, I didn’t notice that before.

Watching DIY Applejack on youtube, bad Principal Celestia. No wonder you can’t get anything right.

@RedFoxJet  
She constantly has to deal the main 7’s magical bullshit. Seriously, I’m surprised she hasn’t retired yet, or at least demand a raise.

What’s Celestia’s problem?

celestia: don’t loss it celestia it’s all part of job.

@Background Pony #279E  
Okay.

@DragonBliss99  
New short on Discovery Family GO.  
Will be released on YouTube the following Friday.

When was this?

Sunset: Did I miss something here?