It never stops, you can’t be everything to everyone  
Contagion, I’m sittin’ at the side of Satan  
What do you want from me?  
They never told me the failure I was meant to be

@ABronyAccount  
 
That was epic

@Dsiak  
(with sincere apologies to the memory of Leonard Cohen)
 
Well I’ve heard there was an imageboard  
The playground of the brony horde  
But you don’t really care for ponies, do ya?  
You leave your disgust in a post  
You mock the fans, insult the host  
And lift your voice in a plaintive “All hail Say-tan…”
 
“All hail Satan, all hail Satan.”  
“All hail Satan, all hail Satan….”
 
You can’t be fooled, you know the score  
For candy pones, you’re too hardcore  
No one can make a ponysona for ya!  
Bright and cheery’s not for you  
You prefer the dark and gloom  
“They might as well watch Blue’s Clues and Dora!”
 
All hail Satan, all hail Satan.  
All hail Satan, he’s really cool, man!
 
As you get up in search of eats  
A comforting warmth under your feet  
Betrays the presence of your Burned Messiah!  
Hellfire seeps up through the floor  
And smoke begins to burn and score  
Your blasphemous chant, it’s coming true, yeah!
 
“All hail Satan! All hail Satan!”  
“All hail Satan! All hail Satan…”
 
The Dark One, he will hear your cries  
Stoking flames, he starts to rise  
His rumbling basso voice, it roars right through ya  
“C̽͗͑̈́͞ơ̂͘m̑̄e͐̋͋͂ ͝t̐̅̐o̓͆ ̏̏̍͗m̏͛͗e̽͊̈͘̚ ̌̉͞͞c̏͗͗͐ḧ́̍̒͞ĭ̿l͒̍́d,” the Darkness says  
To resist his call, you’re powerless  
And your traitor feet begin to doom ya
 
All hail Satan! All hail Satan!  
All hail Satan! All hail Satan!
 
“M̐́͌͘ỏ̊̕͝r͂̿̀̃tal̃̊̀̎ ͆̂͝b̓̅̕u̐̏g̒,̋ ͆͡͝n̍͆͊o̎ẅ́́̾͂̎ ͐y͛̍̌o̎ȗ ̈͘͘͝s̽̔͊̂h̓́͒ơ̋̃̊u̐͂l̆̎d͑ ̀̑́̏kn̛o̿̏̕w͐  
H̾̋̋́e͑̀̈ĕ͐d̚ ̓̊͞m̈̈͠y̽͂ ̉͡wō̿̀̏͞rd̒̐̆̏̏s̋̆ ̄b͊̓ë̏f̅͘͠͞o̽r̊ȅ̊ ̑́̒͐͋y̎o̓̈́̏͆u͛͒̃͠ ̒̈́̚̕g͋̋o͛̅̄̾͠  
͌̽T͌̀͒͘ắ͑̓k̈́̊̄̕ê ͊̓̀̽̉t̄͊̅h̄̀i͑̄ś̎̈̕ ̊t̾̇̿̉o ͠ȟe͐a̾̿̓͐r̍͘̚t̿̅ b̌̂͡e͒̉̊̌͝f̊̅̈́̍͠o͋̕ŕé̔͠ ̄̓̉t̆̒͆͗h̓ë́̂͛͝ ͑f̛̓̅̀lǎ͛͝m͐e̅́s̃ ͂̈c͛ỏ̉ns̄̇͡u̿́m̒̑͐e̽̐̕͝͡ ̅͛̉͠y͆̕á̀̓̒  
̛Y͑̔́͝o͗u͠’͂v̑̄̓̕ĕ̛͒̈ ̇̿̀͘m͆i̓s͗͋̎j͛̍̊͑u͑̒͋̌d̉͐͆̍g̉̕͡͡eď̛̓̿̋ à͐̀l͋̇l̚ ̿̒͑̌̀t̋̆͐͌h̏o͑͊̽̕͠se ̐̈́̈́p͒͂̿̂o͛̓ñ̐̒͊̂y̓͋̏̋͝ ̍̒̔͒f̓a̾̊ñ̅s̓  
̛̐̅̿T̚o̿̏̂ ͋͐̔͞l̛̿̿o̓̍͑̓̔v̽͌̉̓̒e͐̇͗̍͘ pȏ̒n̆͠î͋̽e̊̇̈́s ̍͝i͊s ̒q̒̐̚͞u͆i͂̿̈́̉t͐̂e͛ ̌a̛͂̓d̐̔̓v̓̇̄an̈́c͌͝͠e̋͋̇́͝d̓͌  
By the way, best pony is D̹̘͈̾͒͞î͓̟͈̣͗͗͞am̧̝̹̗̜̄͂̋̋͞o̺̗͎̓̐̀͘͜n̨̛̖̂d̼̩̈́̃͢͝ ̡̰̦͎̑̎̌͊T̥̠̜̬̩̑̂̌̀̽i̫͗ā̯͔̦̫̀̿̅r̟̯̮̃̀͋a̝̣̥͈͌̈̄̉!”
 
All hail Satan, all hail Satan  
All hail Satan, all hail Satan…
 
Your soul emerges from the flames  
You’ve only got yourself to blame  
The Devil put the loves of ponies in ya  
With forces you don’t understand  
You’ve messed, and now a horses fan  
Cleansed of your hatred by flames of Satan!
 
All hail Satan, all hail Satan.  
All hail Satan, all hail Satan.
 
Now buy your cider by the crate  
New show’s airing, you can’t be late  
To watch it live upon the streaming channels!  
In the chat your cheer and snark  
As you design your cutie mark  
And embroider it upon your pants and flannels!
 
All hail Satan, all hail Satan.  
All hail Satan, all hail Satan.

a l l e l u i a!

This is adorable!

I dunno why, but I kind of want to see an edit where it says “For the glory of Unicron!”

 
His pony?

HAIL SATIN SANTA SATAN!