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Champions of Equestria

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Don’t worry dear, they’re not rotten… Yet.

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Applejack: What the hay?
 
Fluttershy: I know what’s going on…
 
Applejack: Say wha?
 
Fluttershy: Think about it, Applejack…Linkara’s only allowed one mind link without the Living Tribunal noticing…Linkara wouldn’t be doing ANY mind links, since he’s currently busy dealing with Clone Linkara…no, this sis someone far closer to us…far closer to me…
 
a second Autumn Blaze walks next to the first one
 
Fluttershy: I’m sorry, Autumn Blaze, I’m afraid this is the work of my ill-behaved boyfriend…
 
Fluttershy turns towards the first Autumn Blaze
 
Fluttershy: DISCORD! That’s enough! Stop fooling around!
 
sure enough, the first Autumn Blaze shifts its shape, revealing that “she” was Discord all along
 
Discord: You should have seen the looks of your faces! Priceless, just priceless!
 
Applejack: I shoulda known this varmint was behind it!
 
Autumn Blaze: That’s a Draconequus…one of the ancient Chaos Gods…
 
Fluttershy: Yes…
 
Autumn Blaze: Your boyfriend is a Chaos God?
 
Fluttershy: It’s a long story…let’s just say my ability to tame the indomitable doesn’t just extend to wooland animals…
 
Discord: Nice to meet you, autumn! Would you fancy a chicken ring? Perhaps some refreshing Kuca Cola?
 
Fluttershy: Discord, this was a very serious and important argument, one that the entire fate of the Kirin race depended on, and you just barged in without permission!
 
Discord: Well, it isn’t fair, is it? The fact that everyone but me gets invited to these “Friendship Emergencies”…besides, what am I supposed to do while you are gone? Hangt out with those squares that only want to play “Ogres and Oubliettes”, or maybe count the days until the avengers clean up the mess thast you work yourself so hard to fix?
 
Autumn Blaze: You know, I’m all for embracing rage, but this dude creeps me out!
 
Discord: Spike is a dude…Big Mac is a dude… I AM!…well not a man, but the closest you inferior races will ever get to see.
 
Fluttershy: Discord, just go back home!
 
Discord: Fine, fine, I’ll leave! But I stand by what I said earlier…rage is good!
 
Discord teleports away