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Happy Murica day.
If for nothing else, celebrate this day for the most bad ass MF in American history, Samuel Whittemore.
Dude was shot in the face and stabbed 13 times with bayonets while fighting in his fourth goddamn war at the ripe young age of EIGHTY in 1775, using weapons he stole from people he killed in his other wars, then survived until 1793 to die of old age. To strive to be a bad MF, you fight in four wars and live in a time when ‘medical care’ is basically non existent and live to be 96.
If for nothing else, celebrate this day for the most bad ass MF in American history, Samuel Whittemore.
Dude was shot in the face and stabbed 13 times with bayonets while fighting in his fourth goddamn war at the ripe young age of EIGHTY in 1775, using weapons he stole from people he killed in his other wars, then survived until 1793 to die of old age. To strive to be a bad MF, you fight in four wars and live in a time when ‘medical care’ is basically non existent and live to be 96.
||Yeah, that is Equestria’s Ass… ||
For Friendship! APPLES AND STRIPES!!